Left one, finally

Rico says that, in spite of his fucking up and not taking the pre-medication, they're gonna (as he suspected) do cataract surgery on his left eye this morning, at the crack of dawn. The ladyfriend is not happy, as he also expected, because she, thinking we were not going in today, stayed up later than she would have last night, thus is losing (yet again) sleep over Rico. Stupid is as stupid does, according to Forrest Gump, and Rico has been informed that he's stupider than some women and most men...