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Derek Jeter’s three-thousandth hit will be a cause for celebration, marketing, and, not least of all, digging up dirt. After the game, a groundskeeper will tote a shovel and bucket onto the field to scoop five gallons of dirt from the batter’s box and shortstop’s patch. In baseball’s version of preserving the chain of evidence, the bucket will be sealed with tape and verified as the dirt beneath Jeter’s feet with tamper-proof holograms. “It will be scooped in our presence,” said Cosmo Lubrano, an authenticator for Major League Baseball who would prove the dirt’s veracity if the three-thousandth hit occurs at Yankee Stadium as he follows a bucket-carrying groundskeeper, probably Dan Cunningham. “We’re there as a witness.”
The dirt— from Yankee Stadium if all goes perfectly, but from some ballpark, perhaps Citi Field from 1 July to 3 July— will find its way into a vast and lucrative universe of celebrity memorabilia and collectibles, much of it orchestrated by a company named Steiner Sports. Tablespoonfuls of the dirt will be poured into capsules to dangle on key chains; ladled into disks to be framed with photographs of the hit (in what is called a dirt collage); and glued into the interlocking NY carved into commemorative bats. “That bucket of dirt will go a long way,” said Brandon Steiner, the chairman of Steiner Sports, who has a memorabilia partnership with the Yankees and a marketing deal with Jeter.
The selling of Jeter’s historic hit (he is just six short of three thousand as he waits to heal from a calf strain) actually has its own campaign name: DJ 3K, and a logo that will appear on much of the merchandise capitalizing on his achievement. It is quite a list: t-shirts, caps, jerseys, bobbleheads, decals, cellphone skins, wall murals, patches, bats, balls, license plates, and necklaces made by two dozen licensees.
Modell’s, the venerable New York sports goods chain, is not going to miss out. The chain’s Times Square location will stay open past its closing time as long as fans keep shopping on the day or night of the accomplishment. ”We’re locked and loaded,” said Mitchell Modell, the chief executive of Modell’s.
The ingenious and sometimes crass rush to cash in on sports achievements is hardly new, whether it focuses on championship teams or great players. Each new chapter, however, adds some new flourish in the grab for nostalgia dollars, whether in the form of a new product or a different commercial approach. The so-called “hot market” for Jeter’s three-thousandth hit— the player’s equivalent of a World Series championship— will test his sky-high popularity during a season in which he is batting .260.
“I’ve been here for thirteen years,” said Howard Smith, the senior vice president for licensing of Major League Baseball. “And, other than the home run race in 1998, this is the most significant business we’ve done for a hot market for a player.”
Warehouses of some of the biggest licensees, like Majestic and New Era, which are accustomed to supplying stores with World Series merchandise, are ready to deliver their Jeter material to retailers. Modell’s distribution center in the Bronx is preparing to ship to its nearly one hundred New York and New Jersey stores.
“Between the New York market and how revered Jeter is, it’s going to be a huge event,” said Michael Johnson, a spokesman for Majestic, which is producing an array of jerseys and t-shirts.
Already John Killen, the president of Wincraft, one of the 24 licensees, said he has booked substantial business for his Jeter flags, lanyards, pennants, travel mugs, pins, and magnets. “Short of someone of Jeter’s caliber retiring, you won’t get an event bigger than this,” he said.
Jeter will get a cut of some of it. For all the licensed products sold by the likes of Rawlings, Nike, Majestic, Louisville Slugger, Fathead, and New Era, he will share royalties with M.L.B. and the players’ union; he will also share in the sale of products sold under his deal with Steiner Sports. Already, he has designated proceeds from the sale of a silicone bracelet to benefit his Turn 2 Foundation.
Everything Jeter touches or wears as he pursues his three-thousandth hit carries value. So will the bases he steps on. In deciding what to provide for sale, Jeter controls his cleats, wristbands, bats, and batting gloves. The Yankees control what they provide to him, like his uniform, warm-up jackets, and caps, as well as the dirt, the bases, and the pitching rubber.
And Steiner, through his deals with the Yankees and Jeter, can sell whatever he gets.
Jeter will probably ask to keep some things— perhaps the most valuable items like the three-thousandth hit ball— for himself.
“When the time comes,” said the Yankees’ president, Randy Levine, “we’ll sit down with Derek and his representatives and reach a mutual accommodation that’s good for everybody.”
Steiner said that he has already collected the jersey, batting gloves and cleats Jeter wore when he got his 2,994th hit on 13 June; Steiner expects to get those items, and his cap, for every hit through 3,000. The dirt and bases (which could be switched every inning) will be added to the bounty only for hit Number 3,000. Jeter is not likely to provide an extra bonanza by changing into a new game-perspired jersey every inning. “That wouldn’t be Jeter-like,” Steiner said. “He’d never wear ten jerseys in a game. Maybe two.”
Steiner also plans to sell the official lineup card, and replicas of it, and package fans’ ticket stubs into collectibles. He also hopes to develop photographs of the hit at Yankee Stadium to sell before fans leave. “This won’t be the circus coming to town,” Steiner said.
Smith, the M.L.B. executive, said Jeter approached the marketing with some trepidation, fearing that it might seem all too much. Smith said that, during a recent meeting with Jeter and his agent, Casey Close: “I explained how appropriate it was for us to market these products. And Derek is like: ’I don’t want to take the limelight’; he felt weird about it. I said: ’It’s appropriate to be recognized; you’re a generational athlete.’ “
Jeter’s return is scheduled for 29 June, when the Yankees play the second game of a three-game series against the Milwaukee Brewers at home, followed by trips to Flushing and Cleveland, before returning home to play Tampa Bay ahead of the All-Star Game. “We have to be ready,” said Lubrano, the Yankee Stadium authenticator. “He could go five for five.”