SEAL justice

Rico says his father forwards this one which, hopefully, is true (and, if the SEALs had anything to say about the matter, it is):

Osama bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial
Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior military officials said.
Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf.
In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before being buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military and intelligence officials said.
Then, in accordance with SEAL practice, the entire Team pissed on him, stuck a pulled-pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and pushed the motherfucker overboard with the other garbage.