Not that great a body, sorry

Shari Weiss has an article in the New York Daily News about poor Pippa and her tits:

The gifts just keep on coming for fans of Pippa Middleton. More pictures of Kate Middleton's younger sister have surfaced, in which her incredibly toned body is barely hidden by any clothing.
The new set of photos, which also feature Kate and new husband Prince William, were reportedly taken during a boating excursion in Ibiza in 2006.
Pippa, now 27, and Kate, now 29, are wearing near-matching white bikinis as they lounge on a boat and frolick in the water. Pippa's flat stomach and muscular arms and legs are the centerpiece of one photo that shows her doing a backflip into the water (photo). In another picture, her derriere, which has inspired a Facebook page for admirers, is on prime display as she climbs back aboard the boat.
Perhaps the Middleton women take after their mother, Carole, who can also be seen showing some skin in a green bikini. But the family is reportedly "furious" that topless pictures from the boat outing have been published online as well. According to The Telegraph, the Middletons are trying to have the photos removed from the web and seem to have already somewhat succeeded.
The cover of the News of the World, which featured one of the boat photos, is now blurred out on its website and a web address promising a "preview" of a "Pippa Middleton topless photo" is now a dead link. As of press time, variations of the shot still remain posted on a couple of websites. "The whole family is furious at what they see as a betrayal," a source close to the Middletons told The Telegraph, explaining that it is believed friends may have sold the pictures to various agencies.
Interest in Pippa has skyrocketed ever since she stood out at the royal wedding last month in a body-hugging Alexander McQueen gown. The frenzy only grew last week when another old photo of Pippa dancing in a bra and skirt with a boxers-clad male friend began circulating online.
Pippa's rising fame and good looks has also caught the attention of Vivid Entertainment president Steve Hirsch, who has offered her $5 million to participate in an explicit sex scene in one of his porn films. She stands to earn five times as much as younger brother James, who received a $1 million offer after partially nude photos of him also made the rounds last week. But, given their family's reported reaction to the photos revealed thus far, it's highly unlikely Pippa or James, 23, will accept their respective offers. "James and Pippa are really embarrassed," the source added. "How were they supposed to know when these pictures were taken that they would be put under such scrutiny?"

Rico says it's pretty obvious from the photo that Kate has the better body... (But five million to star in a porn movie? They're gonna have to do better than that.)