Implants, though not what you might guess

Rico says his friend Kelley sends along this one about terrorism and its solution:

A microchip implant that allows terrorists to speak to God (or Allah, depending)
The implant is specifically designed to be injected directly into the forehead. When properly installed, it allows the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes, generally from .223 to .50 caliber (photo).

The exact size of the implant will be selected by well-trained and highly skilled technicians, one of whom will also make the injection. No anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, and aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, the recipient won't even notice it.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards,