Comparative religion

Rico's friend Bill Austin sends along this one:

There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there, who said: "Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
I said "Come in and sit down." I offered him coffee and asked: "What do you want to talk about?"
He said: "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

Rico says it reminds him of the time (many years ago) when he was living in Nantucket and was awakened (he had a night job) by two young ladies of the Jehovah's Witness persuasion. He invited them in (to their surprise), mostly because one of them was extremely cute. She ended up being seduced, not by Rico, alas, but by the island, and she quit her ministry to take up sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll...