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Rico says his father sends along this supposedly-Letterman piece on 'why men prefer guns over women':

Number Ten: You can trade a 44 for two 22s.
Number Nine You can keep one gun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
Humber Eight: If you admire a friend's gun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out.
Number Seven: Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another for a backup.
Number Six: Your gun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.
Number Five: A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Number Four: Guns function normally every day of the month.
Number Three: A gun doesn't ask: "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
Number Two: A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason why men prefer guns over women? You can buy a silencer for a gun.

Rico says this is not ladyfriend-safe...