Ordnance?

Rico says there's an old Bill Mauldin 'Willy & Joe' cartoon showing an artilleryman on a field telephone, saying "Ordnance, I gotta problem with my shootin' iron", and Rico knows exactly what he meant, so he's taking his iPhone and iPad into the Genius Bar later today to see if they can fix his email problems on both... (And they did; that's why they're geniuses.)