Politics makes for strange bedfellows, even in the aid station

Rico says his friend (and former Marine) Tex sends this one:

A Marine squad was marching, north of Fallujah, when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first-aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported: "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily-armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved. He yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left-wing Commie who isn't even an American. So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian. He retaliated by yelling that so does Nancy Pelosi! And there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."