Not either of them, thank you very much

Rico says that, now that we've elected our first black (well, half) President, we can look forward to other 'firsts': the first female President, the first Hispanic President, and (some day), the first gay President. (Probably a secret lesbian before even the most closeted gay man, however.)
But, lest there be any doubt where Rico stands on the subject, we will (if Rico has anything to say about it) not elect Hilary Rodham Clinton nor Sarah Palin.
Two more unfit-for-the-job people Rico cannot imagine. And, no, it has nothing to do with their gender and everything to do with their personalities. (Yes, Rico acknowledges that Hilary is smarter than Bill, and Sarah is smarter than a ferret, but not by much...)