A hard trade

Rico says his friend Tex sends along this one:

A farmer was selling his peaches door-to-door. He knocked on one door and a shapely thirty-something woman, dressed in a very sheer negligee, answered the door. He raised his basket to  show her the peaches and asked: "Would you like to buy some peaches?"
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked: "Are they as firm as this?"
He nodded his head and said, "Yes ma'am," and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her  negligee off asking: "Are
they nice and pink like this?"
The farmer said, "Yes," and another tear came  from the other eye.
Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked: "Are they as fuzzy as this?"
He again said "Yes," and broke down crying.
She asked: "Why on earth are you crying?"
Drying his eyes he replied: "The drought got my corn, the flood got my soybeans, the tornado leveled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna get fucked out of my peaches.."