Quotes for the day

Rico says he gets emails (oddly political, usually) from a gentleman named pfsoto, but this one had acceptable content (edited down for maximum humor):

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick
What part of speech are Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro Cinco
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite
Why don't blind people like to skydive? Because it scares the dog.
Why are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same? Because somebody's gonna lose a trailer.