Feminine patriots? Right...

Rico says some things are almost too perfect to comment upon, and the NRA's new Miss Liberty America beauty pageant comes pretty close:

Miss Liberty America is a beauty pageant aimed at showcasing the country's "elite feminine patriots".
Competing in Las Vegas on the Fourth of July in 2012, the contestants will be asked to display their 'patriotism, intelligence, talent, and beauty' while promoting the Armed Forces, the works of our Founding Fathers, and, ultimately, liberty.
Much like other national pageants, the contenders will be judged on a personal interview, along with evening gown, beauty, talent, and swimsuit competitions.
However, additional aspects of the competition will focus on marksmanship and knowledge of the principles upon which our country was founded.

Rico says he can hardly wait for the feminists and gub-haters to chime in on this one...