More mosque suggestions

Via his friend Kelley, Rico says a guy named Simon offers these suggestions (purely in the name of tolerance, of course) about the Ground Zero mosque:

I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every good American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two gay nightclubs be opened, one on either side of the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance. We could call them The Turban Cowboy and You Mecca Me So Hot.
Next door should be a butcher shop specializing in pork, which would have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street, a very salacious lingerie store called Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret, with sexy mannequins in the window wearing the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an adult toy shop called, perhaps, Koranal Knowledge, with its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.

Rico says this guy is gonna get a stoning, too...