Divorce among Jews

Rico says he won't reveal, for their own good, who sent him this but, if you know any Jewish American Princesses (or are married to one), this is funny:

A woman says to her mother: "I'm divorcing Jeff. All he wants is sex. My vagina is now the size of a fifty-cent piece, when it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother replies: "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in an eight-bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a $2,000-a-week allowance, you take six vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"