Shoulda known better

Courtesy of Rico's friend Tex, this one:

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replied.

"Put them back, we can't afford them," demanded the wife, and so they carried on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picked up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asked the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replied the wife.

Her husband retorted: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser, and it's half the price."

Over the PA system, shoppers heard this: Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.