Funny, even if it isn't true

Rico's 'cousin' Kevin sends along this cranky (and probably apocryphal) 'confession of a Marine's wife':

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government underwent a peaceful transition of power a year ago. At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while Barack Obama took his oath of office.
However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched twenty-one Marines, in full dress uniform with rifles, fire a twenty-one-gun salute. It was then that I realized how far America's military had deteriorated:
every one of them missed the son of a bitch.