Astrology is bunk, except when it's so dead on

Rico says that he only reads the astrological columns when they have interesting things to say, especially about him, and this one from a recent PhillyStyle magazine is one such:

Aries
You are a natural leader, the Ram that pulls the Sun, and you command attention. You are equipped with tools of bravery and courage. Diamond is your birthstone, Mars your planet, fire your element. Guided by the Red Warrior, this planet brings forth pioneering power. With a ram at your side, diamond in your sword, and a warrior in your blood, you charge forward.
You need adventure in your life. Hike a trail you have never explored, drive an unfamiliar road, do something new. By finding time in your regular routine to break new ground, you align with your Aries nature. Athletics and competition are beneficial, as you need physical outlets to engage and express your fiery essence.
Set intentions to embrace your potential. Take time to find outlets for your energy. Be mindful of your influence on others and remember that not everyone can keep up with you. Enjoy your time!

Rico says he will, thank you, now that he's going to have some...