How about a $900,00 house?

Courtesy of my father, this:

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings. While everyone else in the room stops to listen, a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk: "Hello."
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand. Is it okay if I buy it?"
"Sure, go ahead, if you like it that much."
"I also stopped by the Lexus dealership, saw the new models, and found one I really liked."
"How much?"
"$90,000."
"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000."
"Well, then go ahead and make them an offer of 900,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a good deal."
"Okay, I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
"Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"