Not Al anything

Rico says it continues to torque him (okay, okay, he's easily torqued) when he reads the phrase 'Al Qaeda' (or Qaida, or Qa'ida,or any other transliteration) in news articles about the ragheads trying to kill us.
They are not Al Qaeda.
That would be some poor bastard with the last name of Qaeda and the first name of Alan or Albert or some such.
That's not who we're talking about here.
So, in future, please refer to those fucks (sorry, the 'foreign terrorist organization') as al-Qaeda…
Thank you.