A mean thing to do on Xmas

Courtesy of my father, this heartwarming Christmas story:

The good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. A couple of things made me take my decoration down:
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55-year-old lady grabbed the 75-pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house, and didn't realize the man was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). She. by the way, was one of many people who attempted to do that.
Plus my yard couldn't take it, and I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up into my yard.

Rico says he still likes the rooftop Santa better, but this is pretty curmudgeonly...