Not as funny as it could be

Rico says the Broadview Security (formerly Brink's Home Security) ads are terrifying, especially if you're a woman living alone. But, if he could figure out how, Rico would happily edit into the middle of the videos a scene where, instead of the telephone, the woman pulls a big ol' revolver out of her nightstand, puts a couple of rounds into the intruder, then calls Broadview to say "Sure, send some guys, and a mop..."