Dead man's glue

That would be Billy Mays, of course, famous (or infamous, depending on your opinion) television pitchman.
Gone now, alas, but his glue lives on.
And it's damn good, too. So go to the website and buy it, or go to the store and buy it, but buy it.
It ain't often you're gonna get a total recommendation out of Rico (and no kickbacks from the company, either), so do it today.