Rico says he's been pondering this overweight issue (with the urging, if that's the word, of his concerned father) and decided that he's not
fat (he knows fat people, and he doesn't look like them), he's not
tubby or
chubby or
husky (silly words, and only
Margaret Cho can get away with calling herself husky), or even
stout (Guinness is stout).
What he is, he decided, is
portly, like
Ron White. (And, no, Rico isn't as funny as Ron White, even on his best day, nor does he smoke cigars, but he does like a whiskey now and again, like Ron...)
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