Gratuitous headline for the day

Gunman at Pennsylvania health club was bitter over women

Gee, ya think? The guy goes into a health club where he, apparently, doesn't know anyone, turns out the lights (because he couldn't bear to see what he was doing, or what?), and opens fire (with three guns; what, the guy never heard of changing magazines?), killing three women amidst their exercise class.

His 4,610-word web diary appeared to be a nine-month chronology of his plans to end his misery with a shocking act of carnage at his gym. He couldn't understand why women ignored him, despite his best efforts to look nice. He wrote that he hadn't had a girlfriend since 1984, hadn't slept with a woman in 19 years.
"Women just don't like me. There are 30 million desirable women in the US (my estimate) and I cannot find one. Not one of them finds me attractive," the 48-year-old computer programmer lamented.

Aha, a computer programmer. That explains things... (But why, oh, why, can't these morons shoot themselves first, rather than last?)