Home Depot joke

Rico says here's an 'old fucker' joke, courtesy of his friend Rob Buiskool from Holland:

I was in Home Depot the other day, pushing my cart around, when I collided with a young man pushing his cart. "Sorry about that," I said to him. "I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's okay. But what a coincidence: I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe we can help each other. What's your wife look like?"
The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 years old, tall, blonde hair, big blue eyes, long legs, great big tits, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top, and no bra. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter. Let's look for yours."

Rico says he's an old fucker, he frequents Home Depot, and he's seen this guy's wife more than once...