Clinton-era joke updated

Courtesy of my friend Tex (a former Marine himself), this one, repurposed for the current administration:

Last Tuesday, as President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replied: "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and said: "Excellent trade, sir."