Funny, until it happens to you

Rico says his cousin sent him this one:

A woman came home, screeched her car to a stop in the driveway, ran into the house, slammed the door, and shouted at the top of her lungs: "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh, my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out."