Bet he doesn't smack her around

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen was the picture of tradition at her hush-hush Catholic wedding to football phenom Tom Brady, sources told the Daily News.
The Brazilian bombshell, famous for modeling barely-there bikinis and Victoria's Secret lingerie, wore a flowing fairy-tale veil over a long, ivory lace dress by Italian luxury designer Dolce & Gabbana. Grainy footage of Bundchen walking outside St. Monica Catholic Church in Santa Monica was posted Friday on the celebrity news site TMZ.com.
Bundchen, 28, and Brady, 31, had no immediate comment on reports of the intimate Thursday night nuptials. The ceremony was so secret guests didn't realize they were attending a wedding until they arrived. Instead, they "thought they were going to a christening at a church," an unnamed source said.
The bicoastal newlyweds holed up in their Brentwood manse, celebrating with friends.
The genetically gifted couple shelled out a reported $11 million for the California house to be near Brady's eighteen-month-old son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan.