Another one takes a ring...

Rico says Salma Hayek has long been a lust object for him (and, if she's not for you, you're a non-lesbian female, a gay male, or someone seriously in need of glasses), but now she went and got married. Hey, the guy's a billionaire (that's with a 'b'; he owns Yves Saint Laurent and Gucci, among others) and a good-looking Frenchman, and the father of her daughter, so no wonder...