Not the new bathroom floor

Rico says he's always on the lookout for good stuff for the upcoming renovation of the ladyfriend's place, and found the floor you see here in a local pizza place. Pretty, tough, and not too difficult to lay... (Which reminds Rico of some of his girlfriends, when he was younger.)
But, having shown it to the ladyfriend, it didn't pass muster, so we're on to different tile...