Rico will see it, regardless of the reviews

Rico says, yes, it's Mark Wahlberg, and yes, it's probably dumb, but he'll see Max Payne anyway, because he likes action movies...

The movie is a series of glum interrogation scenes that lead nowhere special, with a not-quite-sci-fi urban murkiness that makes it look like someone was trying to shoot Blade Runner in Cleveland.

Rico says it sounds bad, but he has hopes... (And 'Blade Runner shot in Cleveland'? Hysterical.)