No Pal of mine

Long story, but basically Rico screwed up and didn't read the mouseprint on the PayPal terms & conditions (which, when he was actively looking for it just now, actually took a while to find):

Suffice it to say that you can't buy or sell gubs using PayPal (just don't do it), and Rico's paying the price.
Suffice it also to say that the Grumpy Old Fart (and he knows who he is) fucked Rico royally over this (since Rico had to spend quite some time getting PayPal, now a viral thing on the internet, off all the pages on his site), and for that he's permanently on Rico's shit-list...