They keep getting it backwards

Fox News has the story of another idiot:

An unemployed accounting industry worker who was despondent over financial problems shot and killed his wife, three children, mother-in-law and then himself in an upscale home in a gated community, police said Monday. The bodies were found by officers making a welfare check Monday morning when the wife failed to show up at a neighbor's home to go to work, Deputy Chief Michel Moore said. Officers entering the large, modern home in the San Fernando Valley neighborhood of Porter Ranch found the older woman shot to death in bed, he said. The other bodies were found throughout the house, but not in bed.
The children were ages 19, 12 and 7, the wife was 43, and the mother-in-law was 70. The father was 45.

Rico says he wonders, if the fuck was so despondent, why didn't he just shoot himself first and solve the whole problem? But, noooo, he had to take the whole family with him... Moron.