Spam doesn't come in a can

Now that Rico can get his email on his iPhone (bless MobileMe and the 'cloud'), the prevalence and perniciousness of spam is far more evident; he can only erase them one at a time.
If he wanted to lose weight, cleanse his colon, get a dubious job doing something boring, buy legal drugs illegally, play crooked gambling games, buy pirated software, enlarge his penis, connect with dubious women on-line, trim his dog's nails (and he doesn't have a dog), buy a Chinese knockoff watch (which he won't get, though they'll take his money), read Russian (which he doesn't), then he's getting all the appropriate offers...