First you crash the car...

...then you get hit with a divorce. Guy can't get a break.
That would be Morgan Freeman, of course, who's been going through a bad stretch of late.
His lawyer says that "for legal and practical purposes the actor and costume designer Myrna Colley-Lee have been separated since December 2007". (Lawyers talk like that.)
That's good, because it's a pretty sure bet his 'friend', Demaris Meyer, who owned the car he was driving because "she didn't really know the way", is way younger than his soon-to-be ex-wife...

Rico says he didn't know Freeman had worked as a mechanic in the Air Force before becoming an actor; he has no idea if the man was a good mechanic, but he's a hell of an actor...