Even fake people get it

From the Fake Steve Jobs blog, this gem: "The more a campaign resembles professional wrestling, the better."

Rico says he couldn't have said it any better himself, though he wishes he had...

But, of course, even a fake Steve has more to say: "To be really brutally honest, a lot of these morons can't even understand what Barack is saying. To be even more brutally honest, the truth is they don't deserve him. They really don't. The last time I talked to Barack, which was about a week ago, I said, Dude, why do you even do this? Sitting through these stupid interviews, answering the same frigtarded questions over and over again? It's humiliating. He didn't have much of an answer. He's exhausted and overwhelmed and frankly I think this campaign has done a lot to disillusion him. As for me, I suppose I shouldn't be so shocked. I mean 95% of the world uses Windows. Over the years I've come to accept this. I tell myself that if someone is so stupid that they can't tell the difference, then I don't want them using my machine anyway. I guess this makes me elitist. Fine. I'm going to go have some arugula."