There are people who'll never pass

Seems TSA bungled another one, making a poor woman remove her nipple rings with a pair of pliers in order to get on her plane.

Rico says she was only going from Lubbock to Dallas; where was she going to take that plane? Besides, what could have happened if she'd gotten on with nipple rings? If the pilot was going to be intimidated by those, imagine his response to the guys Rico knows who wear scrotal rings?