Rico can hardly wait

Someone in the UAE with way too much money has offered Britney Spears two million pounds (which is half again that much in dollars) to dance with her big snake in Dubai. "Britney is currently under her father's lock and key but that won't stop Shareez (founder of Hollywood.tv paparazzi group, Sheeraz Hasan), who is ready to sneak the popstar out of her home. He said: “I’m going to take Paris Hilton to Dubai – the sheikhs said any amount of money she wants is fine."

Rico says the whole thing would be laughable if it wasn't so fucking pathetic...