Hey, they said it, not me

Seems there's a definition of jihad on page 316 of Islam and Christianity, "printed by a Muslim publishing house, Waqf Ikhlas Publications, and distributed by the modern, moderate, secular Turkish government to non-Muslims who come to work in Turkey".
It states that jihad "is a war against non-Muslims to convert them to Islam".

Rico says that this is one non-Muslim who isn't going to convert. Sorry. As a matter of fact, let me explain a tenet of my faith, as written in the Book of the 357 Ryu: "Come ahead on, motherfuckers." The accompanying clacking sound is the slide going back on my Glock...