I'm helping...

Years ago there was a radio commercial for Round Table Pizza, in which the manager of a Round Table interviews a guy who'd previously worked for another pizza chain.

When asked about how to make pizza dough, the guy says, "Go to the freezer, get the box."
Toppings? "Go to the freezer, get the box."
Sauce? "Let me guess," the manager says. "Go to the freezer, get the box?" "No. Go to the kitchen, get the can."
The manager, realizing that he has hired a total incompetent, sends him to fold boxes. As the guy walks away, you hear him say (diminishing sound over footsteps) "Go to the back, get the box."
When he gets to 'the back', you hear him yell down the hall, "I'm helping!"

Given all the work that Chris has put into me over the last year, I'd like to think that now, finally, I'm helping...