Words for the day

I love Bucky Katt, from the Get Fuzzy cartoon strip. He adopted the 'spork' (if you've eaten the mashed potatoes at a KFC, you've used a spork) as his weapon of choice against the dreaded ferret that lived next door. I finally had to have some t-shirts made up with my favorite line from Bucky:

Feel the cold wrath that is my spork.

I'm wearing one now.
I think it's funny as shit.
Other people don't.
Fuck 'em.