Oh, no they wouldn't do that...

The FBI is asking for the public’s help in identifying two men who have been seen acting strangely aboard ferries in the state of Washington recently. According to federal agents, passengers have seen the men on several occasions exhibiting unusual behavior. The FBI did not say precisely what that unusual behavior entailed. Anyone who knows the men or there whereabouts are asked to call the FBI at (206) 622-0460.

But, of course, it's stupid to think that anyone casing public transportation, especially someone who looks like a Middle Eastern male, might want to cause harm to the public...

(Washington State ferry riders: if you catch them casing the ferry, as in "exhibiting unusual behavior" like taking photos of sensitive areas or trying to get into secure spaces like the engine room, during your next ride, you have my permission to seize these two nimrods and put them over the side.)