We didn't want your fucking ice cream, anyway

One sheikh's view of how to solve the problem of Americans being in Muslim countries:

"We cannot tolerate a crocodile in our bedroom," said Sheikh Omar Bakri. "U.S. forces in Muslim countries are crocodiles in our bedrooms. So we are not going to give them ice cream."

I've heard of a camel's nose under the tent, but this is the first time I knew about crocodiles...