A real 'man tool'

German archeologists discovered a 28,000-year-old "highly polished" rock that's either a) a tool for knapping flints, or b) a tool for frapping bints.

At 20 cm (8 inches) long and 3 cm (1.25 inches) wide, the dingus is analogous to its modern counterparts, though there will be little need to knap flints until after the Thousand Year War ends civilization as we know it...

(Until then, check out this surprisingly explicit video of a new sex toy museum.)