24 August 2006

Fashionistas

"Another sign of impending sartorial meltdown is the astounding fact that Burberry is expanding into fly-over country. For years, only really posh people wore Burberry. But now, in Europe and metrosexual America, the brand is trash-wear; gone from grouse moor to trailer park in a single generation. Which is probably why they're going to sell the crap out in deepest Dumbfuckistan. I dream of vast armies of incredibly fat fundamentalist fuckwits clad entirely in ketchup-stained beige plaid; the uniform of choice for those who are ready to Rapture."
from a column by Steven Wells in Philadelphia Weekly

Fat fundamentalist fuckwits; I wish I'd written that...

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous25.8.06

    "fundamentalist fuckwits; I wish I'd written that..."

    I'm sure you will someday :)

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