Breasts not bombs? Who could argue with such a premise?

Having lived there, once upon a time, I'm sorry I missed the Breasts Not Bombs march in the glorious People's Republic of Berkeley back in July. In spite of an almost total lack of spectacular breasts (though a plethora of underarm hair, traditional in the PRB), and far too many nude men sporting Death Not Dicks banners for this retrosexual guy, I'm sure a good time was had by all.

These well-intentioned if misguided peaceniks (or dhimminiks) should try pulling a stunt like this in Teheran or Jiddah (let alone Mecca) sometime; they might be surprised by the 'thanks' (as in beatings, jailings, executions) they get from their Muslim brethren...