No habla Espanol, but I better start

The activists say that those coming across the Mexican border are merely reoccupying Aztlan, taken from them by gringos in 1836 (the revolt in Tejas), 1845-46 (the Mexican War), and again in 1849 (the revolt in Alta California). Funny, but I don’t remember maps showing Aztlan that included areas as far north as Delaware and Pennsylvania, where the Lowe’s all now hang bilingual signage in their lumber yards, and stores selling Norteno CDs and mariachi outfits are popping up in every little burg between Wilmington and Gettysburg...
They say that Fresno, California is the second-largest city in Armenia. While Los Angeles may not be the second-largest city in Mexico, it’s only a matter of time...