https://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Ornaments-Nautical-Crush-TradingTM-x/dp/B07856PNC8

If they were larger, and clear, they'd be like the ones in my mother's house in Robersonville.

Rico, quoting the late Charles Schultz: "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."

Rico says this is a shame...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/wounded-warrior-project-ceo-and-coo-fired/

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=Song&as_epq=Dirty+deeds+done+dirt+cheap&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=

The phrase used to describe Cohen's actions on behalf of the President...

Rico fails to understand why anyone would work for Trump...

7 December 1941. The beginning of the end for the Japanese...

https://apple.news/AqMBELjRbTB2aOO4zAWjQCw

Let's hope peace continues...

https://apple.news/A21DRfOLjSSWiG8SFYxF8Ww

The wrong dead President...

https://apple.news/A_ld-LS9aRtmRBuJuJciPQQ

Why it's important to sell out early...

https://apple.news/AKKmyFfuIR3-Cz92bLI0b3w

Not Rico's favorite President.

https://apple.news/AvyWxBpbEQCaluSSDdTZc-g

Not safe anywhere...

https://apple.news/AMFQlDR_iRm632FHiiFjE-g

Another one gets off easy.

https://apple.news/AyAH_RfxwRXyZRR7SXyBXRA

He got off easy...

https://apple.news/AE4BM0V8cRqC55ZNcBq1tiQ

Trump being wrong is nothing new.

https://apple.news/Avm_P8uAQSlG-X0YLtxKeDg

Porn is a hard sell...

https://apple.news/Af-KyAbCRQiS16lW79Tg09Q

Trump being wrong is nothing new.

As Ned Kelly said: Kill one, you're a murderer; kill a hundred, you're a hero...

https://apple.news/ARRcWX6HwSZSqQXga9wOJlQ

Being drunk on the street at 0300 is never good.

https://apple.news/ASNM6rRDHTnOUkHHUZ4yZ_Q

More bad news for meat...

https://apple.news/AxuDkYO1dTwOGNEfktiWUlg

The world is too weird...

https://apple.news/Agjn8IrHxQHuz7s9_mRHtMA

While Rico understands the temptation, that's a no-no...

https://apple.news/ALgeSP-YORHKQQw3SMLzZDw

While Rico underside the impulse, pissing on the statue seems excessive.

https://apple.news/AckCpCeLCQ1it-AkLYuOJ1g

Seems to Rico a lot of work for a burger, when he'd rather have a quarter-pounder anyway...

https://apple.news/Aj8dp7xkNReSwuBo_biJJmg

Yet another little dinosaur.

https://apple.news/AiLqU2HUbS2-tWj5D_wItOg

Oops.

https://apple.news/AjuqfGIZMSziUOvRFsIy_QQ

No surprise there...

The Russians again? Maybe.

https://apple.news/AHEkO-ABeSUmKb_6cEUQcgg

Excitable, as I say...

https://apple.news/A4oIdgPz6SpiCi1eYpGI6Zw

Fucking with the President has become a sport...

https://apple.news/AbaD02azGS3qLmCBbSnebmQ

Earthquakes are nasty...

https://apple.news/Ah6tSqJ_dRYSezvzoMXapZQ

Trump loves a good fight...

https://apple.news/A8bj8KmJNQmyUuUU_SuKNFg

Rico won't be going...

https://apple.news/AQRjeSebwRvu2TeV7jMk6Ag

Rico's cats could care less...

https://apple.news/AcV1-qMeESr2z7VNKDIY-qg

Forced hugging? Sounds like a lawsuit in the making...

https://apple.news/AIzLssxkwRA23qPdsY3ZWpg

Rico doesn't ski, but this is interesting.

https://apple.news/AvG4aAQZPQtawaV_eunCszg

Rico says it's fun he'll pass on...

https://apple.news/AtidlqwCISW6kPKyTv2XatQ

Expensive art...

https://apple.news/AhxAqMnlKTD-KzNwlqr0hRA

Rico says sex never goes out of style...

https://apple.news/ArjN6I_iUS5m3MP7lNHPXWQ

George wasn't one of Rico's favorite Presidents, but not one of the bad ones, either...

https://apple.news/Afda-wGl7SRKlGqj2xc-BtA

A classic of the genre

https://apple.news/Afda-wGl7SRKlGqj2xc-BtA

Still a good cartoon...

https://apple.news/Am4jL06GoR9SRxAX0xpxEmg

Rico says that's a big fuckup...

Rico says he's sorry his mother didn't live to get one of the tiny houses; she'd have enjoyed it.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=&as_epq=Tiny+house+nation&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=

https://apple.news/Axt5TfNyRTPC2lvIbUznapw

Just the kinda guy you want as Attorney General...

https://apple.news/AnUz44112RyumfQcjwsV7vw

Witch hunt? We burn witches...

https://apple.news/Ap3UX4VnKRlCQamxzVEuD_Q

Animals? Not profitable...

https://apple.news/AumC-ty13Tz6krfPSwvpt-g

https://apple.news/Ah4z8hUkdRYi3JexgB691_A

Bad day for the bank...

https://apple.news/Amo1yEUChSXORgIW-wnt7ew

Rico says more books to read...

https://apple.news/AOl3GnAk4QzSHU5Rc5c1FTw

More snappy technology...

https://apple.news/A9addXXCdSmmDjz4Hx3n0hg

Try not to shoot yourself in the face...

https://apple.news/Apx7sJjH-TdC5umx1PniflQ

Rico will stick with Apple, thanks...

https://apple.news/A0ApS-07PSHaj1oDdP3mYCA

Trump lying? How unusual...

https://apple.news/Av0Uje8SKRa-ISGAhqhnlgg

Lying? What a surprise...

https://apple.news/A84qwD4UNRXuRmjaQT571Ag

Gonna be hard on the Eskimos...

https://apple.news/Az9PutR_oTguZCB2X-WAPqQ

Unfortunate results...

https://apple.news/ArmBBw64eTwOjNkKq3vZ4TA

Rico says Colbert is funny, but Trump's an idiot...

https://apple.news/A_MKK6v9FQkOo1nWKQLb5MQ

Rico says you gotta die from something...

https://apple.news/A_1fHkUnfQgea5XC3V6tFHA

Of course, Trump doesn't pay for his medical needs...

https://apple.news/ArHUTxVbnQjOOyo569ZAyIg

Sounds like global warming to Rico...

https://apple.news/A8IUwlunGRT2sXuDDvzG9DA

Sad outcome for this situation...

https://apple.news/AKMxyVEQZQNGKW6q6ugCzJA

Typical slimy deals...

https://apple.news/AvFMVmQzGShGT2Sk-MFdkpw

Rico won't miss bugs (especially mosquitoe), but the planet will...

https://apple.news/ABxbK6O9HSSGe1tNQCDd9FQ

Even for the Brits, that's stupid.

https://apple.news/A3kN_uhPuTXqZCRYR9N8-sA

A rebuke of Trump is always a good thing.

https://apple.news/ADx0vzR8GSvKjFbMIhzV2mA

Somebody's gotta smack the Russians...

https://apple.news/Aed5i0GVmTiqt_cHZX-TL8Q

An armed black man needs to be careful...

https://apple.news/AQ8KX16hNSf2qVKS_xS0fTA

You just gotta be willing to sell cocaine...

https://apple.news/AQ8KX16hNSf2qVKS_xS0fTA

https://apple.news/AcdEXEPgvR9ecN-tHkZN9xg

More weirdness...

https://apple.news/Ac-puqQ5ZTqySAeo8vK6Nxg

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AjpUeYos6TTi_tgdHfgCgaA

Smart...

https://apple.news/AeRIivGriQ6y2qWHLkjFwGA

More Russians...

https://apple.news/A3gdiEKBiR26r2nxn4Ak7Jw

Bummer for the oil producers...

https://apple.news/AWo4H108jQMKi40Pw8WFE1Q

Red peril, indeed...

https://apple.news/Ahor3bkTdRECXqMlj6HgM8Q

Politics is ugly...

https://apple.news/A1SsvKirCSZqturwxTWgJSw

Over-programmed...

https://apple.news/AMHg2e2PoSTqKXbWHhunPTg

Rico says that was dumb...

https://apple.news/ANqSS7_Z9Qu2tuU82LtDhzw

But it's still a crappy OS...

https://apple.news/AiSv39UzJRjGfrK6dc_PSXg

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AmPic2nYGQuC4WbIM980KbA

More idiots...

https://apple.news/AVbrIQiOhR5uEgVDYtamxhQ

Made it...

https://apple.news/A3m3YpfsqRYqC6UFKR2LCNg

Killing babies will be expensive.

https://apple.news/Aotkb7zxBQk2wszz6Lr5Fsg

Mother Nature being weird again...

https://apple.news/A-UNgG4uqRbmCzHSc0ELE0Q

Now it's gonna get interesting.

https://apple.news/AYyvcU1O5TQ-niEl3UHtuag

Let's hope it makes it.

https://apple.news/A8Zq-EJZOTyCljVk5FfBNHQ

Let's hope it lands safely.

Joe Morton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608012/

Rico says a great actor...

https://apple.news/AmMHzS7qtQXKbGt27h7tadA

If you don't provide adequate toilet facilities in the fields, you shouldn't be surprised if you have shitty lettuce...

https://apple.news/ADW2cX74hSEOrzwsbqcYd-A

The universe continues to amaze...

https://apple.news/AEjCAyEk2SdaR-lAjRa4VoA

But anonymous websites are always suspect...

https://apple.news/AEjCAyEk2SdaR-lAjRa4VoA

Rico says more legal carry is a good thing.

https://apple.news/A-DuAkmsuT1S-tD3PFhms_Q

Rico hopes Trump can keep them out...

https://apple.news/ABF3e50kNQjq7x9VKQBwtow

That's a hot market...

https://apple.news/A_PwNWqTkT92bbp_cRbQ-Ug

Let's hope it works...

https://apple.news/AZA0EEkugSQmxB3RNbIKfaQ

Good plan...

https://apple.news/AHl4zdnwpQaO5j71yFzEqMw

Trump won't believe it until the White House is awash.

https://apple.news/ACAJRU-LQSoyfKyweUQ4EYg

New Americans, learning to eat Thanksgiving dinner...

Synanon memory.

https://apple.news/A9EufCsRhQaqISsQ1U_qS8Q

Rico isn't partial to Romaine anyway...

https://apple.news/A8y3rJNMLRxW_Mvr8GzkdpQ

The internet can be ugly...

https://apple.news/AjmvsGYa9RwmLZ7aS271bWw

Trump being his usual asshole self...

https://apple.news/A1FrAnKouRsSulFtxy8wmuw

Rico says shoot first...

https://apple.news/AyS_D-7q6SXua1i9h2YgFug

Bummer.

https://apple.news/AK-_5gYDTROaLITW1IG25Kg

He's obviously making money off the Saudis...

https://apple.news/AS53JV1qOQu-rCqwKjisAFg

It's not like he needs the money...

https://apple.news/AS5gMJ2J4S7KNnMZvNUciRw

Maybe Texas will execute him...

https://apple.news/AK-_5gYDTROaLITW1IG25Kg

Trump won't give up...

https://apple.news/ADCpiEmHAR-a6ohJe35Aa1g

She may be Speaker for a long time yet...

https://apple.news/AMgj0hdAbQJ60ornHCGtJkw

As ever, televised executions for hackers...

https://apple.news/AnuNdwFujSK-fPqAxZB5vOg

Trump's good at blaming others...

https://apple.news/A_knIZ1vQTMSAC2RS6A3tIA

Pathetic excuses.

https://apple.news/AdaODB3PYRI2M8oD7mwu1jA

No more unbelievable than his usual statements...

https://apple.news/AEKKOYEiQT26Ex3bP1DTYEg

Rico says hopefully Liz won't last forever...

https://apple.news/AXlv3AeTWSmKXuHj2YnaafQ

Ah, politics...

https://apple.news/AXlv3AeTWSmKXuHj2YnaafQ

Rico says we unfortunately are enmeshed with the Chinese...

A winter fucking fairyland out there...

https://apple.news/A2CXXEebeSWO3jUKTrZjenQ

More amazing history.

https://apple.news/A9Zbl5VRdRa6o0-j-OcljhA

Too bad we can't eat the Chinese...

https://apple.news/AjTxMVbWfRwWwYMzsY8zU5Q

Another place Rico on't be visiting...

https://apple.news/AQVBtp9sfQV-2RoyXPqXT-g

Nasty...

https://apple.news/AOA9WV4VsTheHPW-YwK4uFw

No one actually likes the metric system...

https://apple.news/AVKhEsiotSIm9Wq059wQaHw

The gummint figured out how to get more money...

https://apple.news/A7Wq8NTzSRnSOfuToSyS7-w

Paradise may need a new name...

https://apple.news/Arpn4BxDlT5KepIeGTFU4bg

Musk being creative again...

https://apple.news/AxgjpVaLWRW2Tuzf_8mudKw

Rico never did Facebook.

https://apple.news/A6TqqsAnNSQG4xd2OVkdq0w

More lies...

https://apple.news/AU-NjuHCKQVW-I58lPUyVHA

Another idiot politician...

https://apple.news/A6NgaZ2UXTySO-pa6MKWuXA

Bad news for them...

https://apple.news/AV6gzRCOwQt2cXimWZ-goKw

Rico wonders why you'd want your vibrator to be connected to the Internet anyway...

Check out this image from IMDb http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3586787840/tt0073906

One of Rico's favorite movies.

The Wind and the Lion (1975) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073906/

Much better than Murphy Brown...

https://apple.news/Awy4CVIyiSayrBmaYwiEBMA

Rico says it sounds reasonable to him...

https://apple.news/AeFcG_McmTTWurIDSmM0VOg

Why would anyone wait?

https://apple.news/AZOSJSX3YSJyXcnq8eiZJVg

How come everyone but him gets it?

https://apple.news/A19GtPHLcTTeZsop5MJrJRw

Nobody said it was going to be easy...

https://apple.news/AcQgHfoLnS9yfGJFI_Xoakw

Trump wishes The Muller thing would go away, but it's not...

https://apple.news/AE6uCMg93SbK_99auxL4GQg

Rico says why anyone wants to be a politician is beyond him...

https://apple.news/AEKQky0EkRyancmIQhWy0uA

Rico wants one, when he can afford one.

https://apple.news/A8PGNfCgdQ1-_Q673K_wBqg

Rico says they probably can't fire Muller.

https://apple.news/A4-GGgCv8TQ-ejmAdVU2f8w

Rico is still pissed they closed his local Macy's in Ardmore.

https://apple.news/AHDN5WVirTpiAlTaq4LSU-g

Trump is clueless as ever...

https://apple.news/ACPZkdK3qSsWSryc-vN1ZeQ

Rico hasn't checked a bag in years...

https://apple.news/AdgbtE_vGQ1GYfFKbmAuJ4g

Rico says the rich always do better...

https://apple.news/AeWnx55zzQH-DE8KQN7WkQQ

Rico won't be moving there...

https://apple.news/Au9vbZBVERVKq2sFRVKiSxA

Rico says it's a hard thing to date the daughter of the President...

https://apple.news/AxZeOU2-fSC6_5zm9fJs44Q

Rico says that's a good thing...

https://apple.news/A1a_DBWVgQiySkypd6qGyvg

Actually, they were learning German twice...

Trump's demands are simply detached from reality...

Rico couldn't agree more.

https://apple.news/AhoPiWUemQR-ZJqeqLW9B_Q

Fake news? Trump's good at that...

https://apple.news/A_9yTt66JSkGW8hFIY1nVVg

Rico says they'll take the money...

https://apple.news/AgB3mCIkzQ7-erRta3mflGQ

Rico says they'll take the money anyway...

https://apple.news/AId2qo3HeT0mmHHtOUsFRMw

More stupid furrniers...

https://apple.news/ANyQ_XnovQtCB6K_X1L1Lyg

More wierd fish...

https://apple.news/AKAI0zMvTSPqzCwEmUKbaFw

Rico says MiL can be difficult, and he has two...

https://apple.news/A_qsx6itvSqiQTUZ7Ig86cw

Rico says that's a lot of sugar, even for a sugar junkie like him...

https://apple.news/AIOdC6KRlSwaVLJatUQGsiA

Trump won't go as easy...

https://apple.news/AnPt7Y2M-TWW-Ya4qbwTYfg

Oops.

https://apple.news/AVaf9E-FXSWOFznzWQ8gFJg

At least that's finally resolved.

https://apple.news/A7eTaRgraTVyt7WfGHzIAkg

Rico says the South always moves a little slower...

https://apple.news/AFMtj0rKcQjKxqBEtYH1Kww

Anti-Semitism is defined as hating Jews more than absolutely necessary...

https://apple.news/AzSPvuhZNSsKm120LAII4-g

Bad news for the Republicans...

https://apple.news/Al6kTubGwTkegYIg7r4wugA

Paradise; no longer apt...

https://apple.news/A2f8nFrhEQ3G12gzgh7OJtw

Pity the poor bankers...

https://apple.news/AdxQZ8mKPQKSuiyNPs2evWQ

Rico's grandfather served; long dead now, of course...

https://apple.news/AgJHvkxzLQXCiXooCv3dY_g

Another job Rico is happy not to have...

https://apple.news/A-fgVbdD3Q_aGwtrKC8qDGQ

The Rheinheitsgebot would put them all out off business...

https://apple.news/AVyxCld5nTreBEQD57PUnEw

Poor Florida. So far ahead of things; so far behind in elections...

Great actor

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608012/

While Rico appreciates the effort, he wonders what drugs the captioning people are on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBciZFE8lAw

How soon we forget...

https://apple.news/Ab1EXu06PTd6dmX6xS67B6A

Rico says everyone likes a little weed...

https://apple.news/AjzL9AdDhSYaKn0WBAa7r8Q

Not SNL's finest...

https://apple.news/Azp0BzzunQFSZRPwrEuE-Hw

Rico recalls that was the war to end all wars... that didn't last long.

https://apple.news/AbL7ln2u8Sdij07IfXL7Sxg

Rico says gay people don't choose to be gay, just like religious nuts don't choose to be obsessed...

https://apple.news/AYAHPMSUTReir7O38c9iU-g

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AMJQAWODMQ-KVR16ZU3GmoA

Another racist pig...

https://apple.news/AaSUmW3oFRcG5ysCjjRlrpQ

All shot by a loser...

https://apple.news/AweL0Q2dATOm5sUCXUzI9mg

Big tobacco just changed tactics...

https://apple.news/AOYugpsOpRFKXw01uV6_F7Q

Poor California can't get a break...

https://apple.news/AFguX2ktCTZG0rNH-P3dyeQ

Too bad for Beto.

https://apple.news/AjscTbw7XR3yLiEumhL7d3g

Bad noises...

https://apple.news/Au96NOTWQQjC-mGTPJBC_Rw

California gets it again...

https://apple.news/ABDdrYRnTR2iCtPnyjLFVcA

A lot of work over a bucket...

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/03/us/politics/03elect.html?partner=applenews&ad-keywords=APPLEMOBILE&region=written_through&asset_id=100000006201996

The remainder of Trump's term will be troublesome...

https://apple.news/AXcY-KlT-TmqH7785p5U0Fg

Trump is in trouble...

https://apple.news/ANiqeaTO6ROuK4MgFfnC4ZQ

Because Silicon Valley loves distopia...

https://apple.news/AF2vRjHykT9WE6XdFuJgyMw

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AQNmIIpKZTBmamcC56A685w

Rico says more ancient history goes on the rubbish pile...

https://apple.news/AAyBCveQrTAOU9l3GG4yiPw

That's a good solution to the poaching problem, but Rico still advocates shooting the poachers...

https://apple.news/AUoLgVMXjR7OsHUCbEWMW6w

More California wierdness...

https://apple.news/APQky75AtQ3Wxpe7y_Ie7fQ

Rico says in Texas they'd call him a lyin' sumbitch...

https://apple.news/AOG5rveYkR9mP44ByPq85kA

We gotta figure out how to fix the North Koreans...

https://apple.news/A4jNIIrpBRruff1Cij8GQlg

Musk will do amazing things...

https://apple.news/AUjLzwKpcS5u3OiADgekC1A

It's not like Apple needs the money...

https://apple.news/A2w35d0JGTRKgsw3urImgrg

Rico says he won't be buying one...

https://apple.news/A6zrF5ulZSTiGVae8y-rPTA

Rico says lying is something Trump knows about...

https://apple.news/AgWFx97w_TaSvSbf0UJtspw

Rico says he wishes these idiots would shoot themselves first and save everyone a lot of pain...

https://apple.news/A-xLnmQ4FT8-uj23FAUA8Jg

Rico says this bodes well for 2020...

https://apple.news/AH35_ZVJMSH68yQKL1nR-uw

Rico says you gotta shoot first in these situations...

https://apple.news/A0SsZsIQwSX6jR7rctG4__Q

Still better than those other phones...

https://apple.news/ApRIjFIO9QAeij6hjU-Lz3Q

Rico still wants one...

https://apple.news/AXxWSqS30QFCyjdG1IcyzTA

Smart guys at Google...

https://apple.news/AXcfwIhiCS76MAph7WIKBpA

Pervasive and legal; dope wins...

https://apple.news/A3BpepNuLTfCEXatSvs81JA

Rico never watched it...

https://apple.news/AZynMUc6rRDisLgxEJ3l6hg

Shocking, that the White House would mislead people...

https://apple.news/AJM5bEGfcQeyZ0hgKsTmW4Q

Rico says you can always tell a Marine, but you can't tell 'em much...

https://apple.news/AC4UpPXCkTM6k8q40dB7J_w

Rico says they have high expectations...

https://apple.news/AN6kqMNvlSiKTs9VLmf8-eg

Rico says it's not like Trump never touched anyone...

https://apple.news/APZG9m6b5TziAnW3EmTnFjA

As ever, don't bet against Musk...

https://apple.news/AH1UuVhf5RLOAuP_oXuOg5g

Rico says Trump doesn't believe in global warming, so this can't be happening...

https://apple.news/A2CnPVPkbQkicbkDv5lCgHQ

Like Trump never touched a woman...

https://apple.news/Aa_IUQ69BRpSAC3AhujF92Q

Let's hope he's not re-elected.

https://apple.news/AdGfEErDPRqa3rCAlm5p2RA

Another one gone...

https://apple.news/AxRvarsmYTo-HqcoDVlOI-Q

Rico says it's a new world...

https://apple.news/AxRvarsmYTo-HqcoDVlOI-Q

https://apple.news/AU3l0HlkPQf-h-98P1uS8Zg

Rico says it's gonna be a bumpy couple of years...

https://apple.news/A_8bqz1zfSgG577tSTSg7hw

Fines are one thing, but televised devastation would work, too...

https://apple.news/A4WCE1s5WTySVIYVt5K7LtQ

More news to follow.

https://apple.news/AZkonYpGkT3uxOQ8TOpcayA

Rico says that didn't work very well...

https://apple.news/AU-XFS7jmR-yAg48ua9C0-g

Rico won't miss any of them...

https://apple.news/ALHkGAcQIT66oHJSLM51cfA

Rico says it's time for another Revolution...

https://apple.news/A3kn0W2P1S7-UJE4JKUS0gQ

"Trump is a liar and a fraud who is cheapening the office he holds and threatening the fabric of the nation's democracy."

Rico says his view exactly...

https://apple.news/Akh7r05pDQDmOBSxS_PiLPw

Rico says he doesn't understand this...

https://apple.news/AOx8Ea1X1QlirTkArHevV3w

The usual gummint stupidity...

https://apple.news/AS_FcoRugTyexMENr14i0Kg

Rico doesn't play this crap...

https://apple.news/AdGkJfgVbQf-gLqEdhGzS5g

Rico says they've been wrong before...

https://apple.news/AyE_04QrXRiS-g30vrIAN-Q

Perfect place for him, assuming Satan would take him...

https://apple.news/AuWVFyX8AQFKV4IUcP2ocOQ

Rico says NASA had its problems, too...

https://apple.news/A733awQ55Sy6MPZX1Qe5-6Q

Trump gets another four years, at least...

Watching "The Hunt for Red October" None of the Russians ever read the Surgeon General's report, obviously; they all smoke.

https://apple.news/AJVdbMkVXTGugQxodOHwlKQ

Rico says no surprise there...

Rico says he wishes Uber had been running back when he was driving taxis in California.

https://apple.news/ApS_XUBXQTaSoH99aKAVNxw

Oprah on the March.

https://apple.news/AhuimZxTxQAWmeoJI96CwoA

Trump loses again.

https://apple.news/Au8RVQ2ijSCi_mSifYzaf-w

Too soon to vote against him.

https://apple.news/A9xVK5YbTSam2I0OsK-hgvQ

Idiot...

https://apple.news/A0ZXV6SJERW-K1d8ILj63DQ

Couldn't have happened to nicer guy...

https://apple.news/AGNAJPYAfTr-wQhebsMu3-g

"However, a departure is in the best interest of the company ."

Rico says he'd heard this himself...

Rico still wonders why JFK, who everybody (except Oswald) loved, and we can't find anybody to take a shot at Trump...

The top tier of Mr. Trump's campaign was deeply skeptical of Mr. Stone, who has made a career of merging fact and fiction and seems to prize attention over credibility.

Rico says that's not a good credential...

https://apple.news/AQHkm8c4WQuqDjaccKugvfQ

Rico says, being a meat eater, he's staying smarter...

https://apple.news/A_D7HMzbmRgOKnw0c9n1cvw

He's gonna get the death penalty...

https://apple.news/AmHptYqvERlKB0rb-wnwsSg

Playing hardball with the Chinese.

https://apple.news/AwfjDFauBRACAZtoUZ_whkg

He's doomed...

https://apple.news/A3xHIjzqjTs-jf8zh2r8AEw

Rico says, if you're stupid enough to steal a cop car, stop running when they catch you...

https://apple.news/AWp1TEygtQESGfRx0_cq7yg

Dangerous to whom?

https://apple.news/AZPofcyj1Sy6LGJk4K2iwYw

Bad men are everywhere.

https://apple.news/AS_yxcm3ISx-r2pOn79kHuQ

More adventure than Rico wants.

https://apple.news/ALSeuR0s0ReefmJLybCMTng

Rico still advocates shooting people like this...

https://apple.news/AtItWZaT-R5SjXGeB9s8zPQ

You can always rely on the Marines ne's...

https://apple.news/Azc6fAZt-QQGVjc0EDo2yCQ

Some people aren't made for politics...

https://apple.news/AfsMsdwabQTCuEhPyKFrPpw

Rico says Apple never made it easy...

https://apple.news/Ay_SPipgdRZ2Wx8gWpHSh0Q

More blather by Trump.

https://apple.news/ASDmilf-NQk6rmn2McrsJ3g

Addiction takes many forms...

https://apple.news/AkX4igv8STGOPCh1lkOO8qg

Rico says New Jersey politician and idiot is redundant...

https://apple.news/AzlGWwmtHTNasooN1FJ4EdA

Rico didn't either...

https://apple.news/AN5ONQH0mRry46l6zkbR0xw

Rico says he didn't get it about Trump, either...

https://apple.news/AJGnq0pydRRiPVVBWieL72A

Hollywood over the top? No surprise there...

https://apple.news/AIKCXtP7rRs-do6Br5lPcSg

Why can't this idiot get it that he's just the President, not King?

https://apple.news/A41F-tvOBTJa9ztcmZEsuVw

Rico wants a speed bump, too, but not that way...

https://apple.news/Ax1mqXdSyTk-I2nR9y-URKw

How not to do Halloween...

https://apple.news/AodVlYmbfRMWDv-ujGt1h0w

Not cooperating? No surprise there.

https://apple.news/ALpW71m3QTEilnfkjpvZpvw

And Pence is as much an idiot as Trump...

https://apple.news/AgfPAVp2WSIiZSrT5PJ5RVw

Rico wishes he still had his Apple shares...

https://apple.news/AtnCwvQ-4QsSoI2ncF0v38g

Rico wishes we'd start with Melania...

https://apple.news/A9gwwYNHSQPy4pNc96XfXLg

Rico says people hide on social media, but display their ignorance...

https://apple.news/A5d6DhCiLQ-mXpKatVJhFhg

Another Trump fuckup...

https://apple.news/AXf5EDMhNT3S4KClaWMThxA

This is totally unacceptable.

Trump's getting slammed again; idiot...

https://apple.news/AXf5EDMhNT3S4KClaWMThxA

https://apple.news/Agg8_3Iy0TqWh9ZBsb3E3lw

Rico says more goodies he can't afford...

"The common thread among them appears to be the targeting of specific groups based on race, religion, or political persuasion."

Rico says you don't have a lot of other choices...

https://apple.news/AZ9B3Age6R2aueDtdTHJDow

Rico says they will,hopefully, buy into this...

https://apple.news/AhIq9Shy9T5-wlsjYMiavvg

Dumb...

https://apple.news/ApgwKcQ_QQaCvI_HMUmkdZg

Good that Schwimmer is off the hook...

https://apple.news/AarSDUHqfT1mEfHeowsUu_Q

Rico hasn't been in Pittsburgh in many years...

https://apple.news/AmnFm_4jIQ1qU9teoNfWOXw

Crazy? Definitely.

https://apple.news/A5or5Qj_OTN-xUV28_UtmYw

Kelly self-destructs...

https://apple.news/AYAhfMx6BTESDVXZbfAPTvA

Some people just have that felon look...

Border security should have a sign (in Spanish) that reads "if you cross this border, we may shoot you without warning". (Second Amendment trumps the Fourth.)

https://apple.news/AWQuf-wLQQiaJqdsXWyH2Yg

The guy's into everything...

https://apple.news/AunrzZaMySAeCO-Nci8DgKg

Rico says he'll get one, as soon as he wins the lottery

https://apple.news/AiZTsZirDTzO7MoL2vzK2iA

Early man was pretty smart...

https://apple.news/A_V1ATNSWTs2IGVNj2xVdzw

Sandler's funny, but not that funny...

https://apple.news/AQmcZjQ5PRQmBtP5R30Yrcg

It's sad, but necessary.

https://apple.news/AxDAOiVcITzK4S9SWM7a-vg

More stupid blondes...

https://apple.news/A792Rz8fxRQSbtTgg49BVMw

Rico says some people shouldn't have children.

https://apple.news/AtQixIaqlTheT20s8iJIQiA

Another idiot behind bars...

https://apple.news/AD0HwXfadQPybHc0i6Q_85w

She's native enough for Rico, who isn't.

https://apple.news/A3Sfndx19SaGt6AOjH6NeqQ

Another idiot busted...

https://apple.news/AzY6Xpu11TH2Z90E26Eyxzg

We get the tail end of this...

https://apple.news/AqFtcxHkjS2Gd-0LiCUjXTg

Rico says a good use of the Watch.

https://apple.news/ABk-mvffHQAmqwTcx-lDrvg

Rico's not flying now.

https://apple.news/AmXCArjFfTWyfnRETRgmj9Q

Expensive oops.

https://apple.news/A85-VfVBKS5-lV2cSR22o_g

Rico says bombs are serious, no matter the recipient...

https://apple.news/AXySwOMZFQJWQowjE2WYODQ

Rico says he knows why, but isn't, either.

https://apple.news/Ar5-SfBRJRZGnK7UKabbn9Q

Dinging her with a line from Rico's favorite movie? Perfect.

https://apple.news/ADwcpYTS_QKy9eKt63wo3ng

Electric cars are coming; sell your oil company stocks.

https://apple.news/AxJYj0JjIRTGH1GNGyUctjQ

Rico says those are crocodile tears...

https://apple.news/AsrkWBBvgTR-NzZZ7wiR8Tw

One more idiot busted...

https://apple.news/ASrhx9TE3Q2aD0qp352STtQ

That's a felony...

https://apple.news/AUpESRiVXTba5cypo9JzJeA

There'll just be more...

https://apple.news/A_jTNBhLrRK626TIOD85KPA

Rico says WHAT

https://apple.news/A_jTNBhLrRK626TIOD85KPA

What a poopyhead...

https://apple.news/A2J_geJYvS_SwHtsfw4AiBA

What a moron...

https://apple.news/Af_4JsY9CTJSTqYOcsbUrrQ

Families always have issues...

https://apple.news/ApWE3X3VuSaeZJC1NkjE6Ww

Rico says our elections are screwed...

https://apple.news/AiW3MwVBOSeqjEuVfz2CiQQ

Drugs can be the solution or the problem...

https://apple.news/AmY4cgavTQDyrPGeZmAjJAg

Another moron...

https://apple.news/ApZIyibEwRZC9QbkVbsArpQ

Not very Christian, if you ask Rico.

https://apple.news/AkUJDvGrHRmWgu_Z-vGR8_A

Nice bunch of muderers...

https://apple.news/AkUJDvGrHRmWgu_Z-vGR8_A

Nice...

https://apple.news/Aw_Vd09ntSNa3e_b22eiHCw

Rico's father may get one after all...

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https://apple.news/Anc7QdjtDTJqcWbNtLiymjw

More great stuff that requires winning the lottery...

https://apple.news/AlBzTjf6-ReqckFEyu3N5JQ

Smart move, as usual, by Musk.

https://apple.news/Av8UhGgIPQnSO335dIurujg

Rico says you can do a lot with that much money...

https://apple.news/ALbDf5E0UTO-o_mkI1pj1TQ

Rico says they don't need the money, but they'll take it.

https://apple.news/AxzFksmbsSL2xqo3dPsOkhg

Possible? Are they kidding?

https://apple.news/AOTCCkA-nQ62h0UdXKie0jw

Greedy bastards...

https://apple.news/AibYXcaWAT3iU8ZieDlnG_Q

Bad behavior by wackos...

https://apple.news/AM9nKlI8RSIe-ilJIkjloSA

Rico says we're lucky...

https://apple.news/AKq5AqTyGTV-_HTQsoY5ecQ

Rico says another blonde being stupid...

https://apple.news/AJ8GV-rbIReuFF_aGeV9eVQ

Rico says definitely run over the criminals...

https://apple.news/AJ8GV-rbIReuFF_aGeV9eVQ

Rico says definitely run over the criminals...

https://apple.news/A3rdhOpoRS_SAL52xFLJZOQ

Some things need to stay secret...

https://apple.news/AxCqvuXfKR3qRciB26wPFEA

Competition is good.

https://apple.news/AyJthYM59TairoYBowd6qjw

Rico doesn't play games...

https://apple.news/AbWlgn6iCRE-gAsQFx63Dvw

Rico winning the lottery would let him buy this stuff...

https://apple.news/A2jbHpToOQgGIdBsK0k2kfQ

Stupid people...

https://apple.news/Am1HDdcQGSSal0IqqYmO5hA

It wasn't Rico, alas...

https://apple.news/Ae8qHUcnTTMiwxqkteML-Ig

Rico says he doubts that...

https://apple.news/At5k4lCAcT7uL-bnFzrKrrg

Dumb.

https://apple.news/At5k4lCAcT7uL-bnFzrKrrg

Dumb.

https://apple.news/ACrGl1sJEQeKBdLimiflEJA

Reality's a bitch.

https://apple.news/A-8eELTqLR26c0ekHr0eAOg

Rico needs to get a current ticket...

https://apple.news/A9xVnyS0FS8qtvqwQ_hXXgA

Paying the price...

https://apple.news/A2jbHpToOQgGIdBsK0k2kfQ

Rico says an easy fix...

https://apple.news/A7-jvAeX-Tpe8sP_3LTR0sQ

Rico says this is a on-going problem...

https://apple.news/AL01ZZnBZSzCsAUXD4yxm2A

Rico always worked in at least gender-neutral, if not women-run companies...

https://apple.news/At5k4lCAcT7uL-bnFzrKrrg

Dumb.

https://apple.news/Ask7CztdVS3-teKAkWQtgXA

Ripping off your friends; nice...

https://apple.news/AQ6O8-WuZRFyx9576vTnb0g

That's a lot of water...

https://apple.news/AcA7bCxElR0-dLmVtpIEpmA

A nice gesture.

https://apple.news/A2pMLQ1GES5W74uGVu5JQ2g

Should've ducked...

https://apple.news/AsuewqTBhTSSfvpzmUb1r5Q

Rico says the Saudis won't buy into this...

https://apple.news/Am-itorVyQ0KmlPFKnIFvNQ

As ever, Rico will get what he can afford...

https://apple.news/APSQvROylR6-QRPpL5wLN-w

More cool technology.

https://apple.news/A33qatXLsSK-P1oqIUn1Z-Q

Less pollution, finally.

https://apple.news/AGkfos8MtSwGy_EyzASMTRg

Now you're not just full of shit, but plastic, too...

https://apple.news/AWScrXIQ7RCidJGpotioZbg

Mexico wants them to be our problem...

https://apple.news/A2k09AmG_SFOG8rPD_s3T9w

Sorry to see her go...

https://apple.news/Al4x_I9gZSGyFCyBumejckw

Canadian witchcraft? Nah.

https://apple.news/AtWKE3XpsRO-rLDsNgtJBVg

More nasty weather...

https://apple.news/AFmFc6eUTTHee9vnMxpXIpA

Much sadness on this journey.

https://apple.news/ANjor0F8JRBuqLBO5TtNBxw

The usual bad news.

https://apple.news/AqDP-r-wTQcWyHkRaZtr3rA

A nice way to see Paris.

Rico says it's been a long time since he was there...

https://apple.news/AjT9teNHgQ5WByNhIXjp0-w

Rico says hopefully his'll improve...

https://apple.news/Aw5-cJbOLRnyzMhblP5I5AA

Another good idea...

https://apple.news/AWjAyXusQTMmMCbYsqhYrOQ

Rico says curing cancer is a good thing, if a little late for his dead mother...

https://apple.news/A4kCFQNvTRReRGSZIBMB5kQ

Rico says it's time to smack some Russians around...

https://apple.news/AQJdBWjLdS0eZgYd1zJJWnA

StarWars junkies (like Rico) rejoice.

Flora's new favorite spot.

https://apple.news/A8wuUd_AiQY2wy3anCgtv8w

Rico says they're lying, of course.

https://apple.news/An2lnUSNQSe2PEGQQ0qi0RA

Fuck-declusteur...

https://apple.news/ATJVTLyECR52IhiQ7e39KKA

Sorry for killing your son...

https://apple.news/Aze7ib149TkiEMlmiR6ARcg

Rico says it's always the Mob...

https://apple.news/A-8eELTqLR26c0ekHr0eAOg

Rico didn't win, alas.

https://apple.news/A9mr4tmTYRgW-Hl5vjch0MA

Rico says screw 'em...

https://apple.news/AHlMrhNtnSPGLv5v6x1ImAQ

If you have a weird President, you get weird news.

https://apple.news/AEIGQvuWvTsWx95myzbyv-A

True love wins over hatred...

Rico says he wishes, back when he was driving a taxi in California, that Uber had been running; he might've made some money.

https://apple.news/AIBdUd4ArR0yxmJzxjTDnTw

Republicans gerrymandering? No surprise there.

Flora loves that box...

https://apple.news/Ai_7h3UBbTTy21QWofJniZw

Another dumb move...

https://apple.news/AryT5l1IKS9eW8o3mUTL67w

Dumb move...

https://apple.news/AtjuzOW3KRyCwcOxvReoQxA

Rico says this would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

https://apple.news/A2Je3pGQzTIWn-NFBZGlCeA

The Saudis fess up.

https://apple.news/AkrQpIx8oSOu5x2aPoHo7xw

Rico was never going to Harvard anyway...

https://apple.news/A8BoVBCL2QsWe5xC2b5wBeg

The UN has done so well with the Palestinians...

https://apple.news/AtjuzOW3KRyCwcOxvReoQxA

Rico says this would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic.

https://apple.news/A2k6JC7mQTdqsTIqlWcDT3g

Rico says killing wogs is okay...

https://apple.news/AsLYlLrR8TTKC9OoclwD24A

Bleagh.

https://apple.news/AXzUDZdugTV-vK-ubLq8OnQ

Rico says the punishment should be medieval...

https://apple.news/ASSvIwyoVQ1mv-otZBozFCg

Hurricanes leave much in their wake...

https://apple.news/ALmis4rXVQIqNQ_TycYH4EQ

Netflix is doing a lot...

https://apple.news/ANGcqL7_wTcaOigiaJA_p0g

Hopefully he won't...

https://apple.news/AxbTUQepcSqar8p8F2MEdCA

Rico says that's one way of handling too much fame...

https://apple.news/AHFHvtdRyRf-xZMfCx-Huiw

When did Robertson become a commentator on geo-politics?

https://apple.news/AQCzSwk90Rv6o5-zDb-1VPQ

That's pretty harsh for an M-14...

https://apple.news/AdRIPbDMvTAWb4kqOEJwnjg

It's sad that we have to have these...

https://apple.news/Ase0hxMcfS464z1SEsrwKcw

Lucky, but stupid...

https://apple.news/AWVEzyR56SWODn0Jxr5btyA

Probably better he did, though...

https://apple.news/Ap5CDHzMWSqSaaLyMtcfGTQ

Many racist people out there...

https://apple.news/A3lx9YcNRQN2bt2Tre7i4zA

A little late...

https://apple.news/AexbCT04rTJ-dUlBhzW1W6g

Too quick to accuse...

https://apple.news/AeIyRc-RMR8amX9qTsFBuKg

Trump will turn on her anyway...

https://apple.news/AFdLCySjHTt-TeoWeYCrP4A

Another waste of a good life...

https://apple.news/Aj9G3auDMQmSyRTDyitt2lw

Can't ignore all those Chinese and their money...

https://apple.news/AWW4dcUO1RRa237SajJOPFA

Rico says Trump is still an asshole...

https://apple.news/A-qAvZ157TI63AhCGoIS7Ow

Seems they don't want her...

https://apple.news/Ab4iCXarSSs-flZGqkwl9gA

Rico says hopefully Big Pharma gets on top of this...

https://apple.news/Az7DF31BZT5mkInUoPChuyA

Rico says, his college days being long over, he only has to worry about the grandkids now.

https://apple.news/AnMJIjbORRaqsrJy59YQa7A

Rico says the Chinese are on their own here...

https://apple.news/AkOwHyBxSTTCdjMntTY18rg

Let's hope he's wrong...

https://apple.news/APrEXPVbWQ3W73dIfZYHLZg

Rico anticipates an increase in border crossings...

https://apple.news/A8CchTxBPQk-QV5UGHOHzFA

Sugar-dating sounds like poorly-paid prostitution...

https://apple.news/Ae0kIcxGRSZC_7aB-1AAHFg

Yet more stupidity, Presidential and otherwise.

https://apple.news/Ae0kIcxGRSZC_7aB-1AAHFg

Rogue killers? That's a new one.

Reup Road ID

https://apple.news/ANP6HHidIR0SwyV11N6U2Fw

Rico says he may have to give up his notion of living in Florida.

https://apple.news/ApMWgc5YTSCeVOGVJUErOmw

Rico says rich guys get to date hot women...

https://apple.news/AOilE3wt4SJ2tZZ8LDT0U8A

Funny kid; out of the mouths of babes...

https://apple.news/A35a6WkwLRkW7RLEFExlYLA

Trump wins again.

https://apple.news/AW8wFDUfaRiGGYuwcPYS_IQ

Really stupid people...

https://apple.news/AW8wFDUfaRiGGYuwcPYS_IQ

And even more stupid people...

https://apple.news/ANSGBzwrpQv-AQ9pFq3kn0w

And yet more stupid white folks...

https://apple.news/ANSGBzwrpQv-AQ9pFq3kn0w

Rico says more stupid white folks...

https://apple.news/ATU07GvGvTh2VAVNhJJxa4g

More ancient history...

https://apple.news/AeJaw-HEeS8CXmqfyHI0vvg

Rico still advocates televised floggings...

https://apple.news/AbRr8DGPZRAq_lGmqUpDstw

Another great one gone...

https://apple.news/Al4ssbZZLQQSdi0NWcDcZ5Q

Rico says losing bugs will be disastrous...

https://apple.news/AR4WTr5uaR02ETsFouP2XYw

Bad enough they to show all the side effects; prices will make them crazy...

https://apple.news/A1lH9e8ITToad_TduOOXJmA

Rico says we'll miss them...

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

Smart guy...

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

If you're gonna live in the path of hurricanes, you better overbuild...

https://apple.news/Apu14EB4qTXOpuA0d_vRb6w

Rico says if you're gonna live in the path of hurricanes, you better overbuild...

https://apple.news/ALsnDyHkdTyuNLIc3nBWDYw

Another reason not to use Facebook...

https://apple.news/A-ss4KX-8SrOM83GkgM3t6A

Rico will pass on that, too...

https://apple.news/AV18WHYADTF6tW19Z_z51kQ

Trump, wrong again.

https://apple.news/Ab7Y8WdsHTKWFi9DqT2OaOw

That was quick...

https://apple.news/AlxAkExGeRnyC-bbQgEzPlA

More bad politics-as usual.

https://apple.news/AOc5WZSfNQnuZ_eZhsaP5PQ

Rico says that won't last...

https://apple.news/AO7Y0uxYQTP23NWBMC-rzyw

Rico says like father like son...

https://apple.news/AqFU3sooeRNOpB5esPyn1vw

If the GOP is turning on Trump, there's hope...

https://apple.news/AtFd0mO1JQkmHAh5HfiPlkQ

Brave woman.

https://apple.news/A1MK6RWMHT1Ok0qf_AbRhmQ

Trump blovicating as usual...

https://apple.news/ACaEWztmXS8qCFthZNDOWqw

Apple always has new stuff to buy...

https://apple.news/AW2B1P3-iT3OWMgwlR39TfQ

They can afford it...

https://apple.news/AW2B1P3-iT3OWMgwlR39TfQ

Rico says they can afford to...

https://apple.news/AoIG5A8X1QWmkmWRAbUh9Bg

Rico says they will be embarrassed when the truth comes out...

https://apple.news/AwFh2CzyOQja2JhE7XxsnDA

Nobody will like this...

https://apple.news/AeOm-QO66RB-CbH9ArMc-_A

Proving the Russians can be as stupid as we can...

https://apple.news/A7OhOHn50RGO5eiy_xCmdcQ

Rico says any hurricane is intense...

https://apple.news/ApID0jYn2QZe7ciNt9XCx_g

Rico doesn't either...

https://apple.news/ABKABZdb8QPu13Lb3CPvvNg

Another company that hasn't read Asimov's iRobot...

https://apple.news/AnLEP1jwASCK0IkwDkf_R4g

Rico says you take stuff at your own risk...

https://apple.news/AMFhhdpYSTBKMTppI0eZXTQ

Rico says unlikely allies...

https://apple.news/Ao0RXjsRyTe-j9AHhdKpaog

Rico says still dumb.

https://apple.news/A5idP1wx0RlerdhY5U3fYnw

Rico says Amazon may be able to afford it, but that doesn't make it right.

https://apple.news/A3FdFOFl2SOqmcUCbMC39Ig

Rico says an emotional support squirrel is pushing it...

https://apple.news/A2vYhOwdASX2NWJfCn00bxQ

Monsanto got lucky...

https://apple.news/AwnCHGHDPSau32nDGTEVerA

Drones are dangerous, as if we didn't know.

https://apple.news/AQit7QXKkR0WhnnNzsbK4yQ

The Apple Watch wins another one.

https://apple.news/A4QlYWZr3SHqUT5h2L_udCA

Rico says don't mess with the Chinese...

https://apple.news/AiYzgBUHIRP2MjHCG3pJVCg

Rico doesn't drink coffee, fortunately...

https://apple.news/AAO4KEI7rRrKetUknMHArAg

Rico says who knew the towel was so essential...

https://apple.news/ALEJU1GQ5SUedKrKChlYDtw

Wall Street takes it hard again...

https://apple.news/ApGjXMB90QB-xx5p3hiDmvw

Rico says more reasons to buy a Mac.

https://apple.news/AyhteLGfBQbySfbIYt43bxQ

Rico says more things to buy...

https://apple.news/AKDfreXliTfmWZvYmrIzQVw

Rico says no wonder their stuff is cheap... Buy American.

https://apple.news/AlJ4Wjb2-RcWomTxNfTGDZQ

Florida gets clocked again...

https://apple.news/AyZi_JophQce-fpbo-yV3tw

Florida can't get a break...

https://apple.news/AGzlJLVSnQzynClZenKLhUg

Rico says a bad way to go...

https://apple.news/ABu4Y8sDSR9ioQUmilOfvQw

Rico says projectile vomiting would be appropriate...

https://apple.news/A7pVvNid9QhagZyNBtf2FOw

https://apple.news/ASvAI1dPoS_iXuJPbdasaEw

Alcohol is undoubtedly involved...

https://apple.news/AFx07o8ezRFWNxtiJP6LZLQ

Rude to mention it on Indigenous People's Day...

Indigenous People's Day

The holiday began in 1989 in South Dakota, where Lynn Hart and Governor Mickelson backed a resolution to celebrate Native American day on the second Monday of October, marking the beginning of the year of reconciliation in 1990. It was instituted in Berkeley, California, in 1992, coinciding with the 500th anniversary of the arrival of Christopher Columbus in the Americas. It spread two years later to Santa Cruz, California, and in the 2010s to various other cities and states.

It is similar to Native American Day, observed in September in California and Tennessee.

Florida gets it again...

https://apple.news/Ap4J5j2tOQgWRVe1KCR7EDg

Rico says the Hitchcock movie was scarier...

https://apple.news/ANzl4gZZrSiuMqZ1LTo6rQA

Rico says nobody noticed because nobody cares about dead wigs.

https://apple.news/ANzl4gZZrSiuMqZ1LTo6rQA

Nobody noticed because nobody care about dead wogs.

https://apple.news/APEdYte-tTkmsTgQMesHu4A

Rico says the Universe continues to amaze...

https://apple.news/AMI7JNk-DQwK7btYAO2X3dA

Rico says it's dumb-cop for the day...

https://apple.news/A9Z2BEaIpTtqDRtQ2BQ4pmw

Their tank runneth over...

https://apple.news/AkiNQEEsaRWK4npTQzpvAJw

Rico says he never joined a frat at CMU, as they were always idiots...

https://apple.news/AsfQad7FzSqK7Nki7-V80JQ

Rico says more stuff to worry about.

https://apple.news/AHgtqGvrTQUeymCweVv7anw

Rico says we're doomed...

https://apple.news/AZWfruOV0TKm6K31qV82v9Q

Wine is one thing, but duplicating whisky is criminal...

https://apple.news/AQbdNd0JaQIm-koL9O9drfg

Rico never had to pass one, fortunately.

https://apple.news/AYPKux9IVSOGA3gEFzUGN0g

An expensive joke...

https://apple.news/AYPKux9IVSOGA3gEFzUGN0g

Last time anyone buys one of his paintings...

https://apple.news/AbZfyY6EYQiGXwT8VZogbCQ

The Republicans will regret this...

https://apple.news/APu_b-1faTz-ZRXMBx-QctQ

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AZZzXXrWuRuWbOWPrlT8FAg

Politicians don't have to live with their mistakes, we do.

https://apple.news/A2WvXxCM1RRqprL4zrcNSkg

Rico says more reason to castrate hackers on-line...

https://apple.news/APDBexc8bRheB_kmi7spFjg

Rico says he was lucky he didn't inherit his mother's house in North Carolina...

https://apple.news/A4PiYKN6sT5-_Af4iX2Mf0w

Rico says he neither knows nor cares...

https://apple.news/AgwSUQhcYRkCLL-gamOS5Ww

Rico says that's a bummer for everyone...

https://apple.news/AXCZauuFQTfulu9ZTnYr1hQ

You can always count on Apple to do the right thing...