https://apple.news/Am4jL06GoR9SRxAX0xpxEmg

Rico says that's a big fuckup...

Rico says he's sorry his mother didn't live to get one of the tiny houses; she'd have enjoyed it.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=&as_epq=Tiny+house+nation&as_oq=&as_eq=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&lr=&cr=&as_qdr=all&as_sitesearch=&as_occt=any&safe=images&as_filetype=&as_rights=

https://apple.news/Axt5TfNyRTPC2lvIbUznapw

Just the kinda guy you want as Attorney General...

https://apple.news/AnUz44112RyumfQcjwsV7vw

Witch hunt? We burn witches...

https://apple.news/Ap3UX4VnKRlCQamxzVEuD_Q

Animals? Not profitable...

https://apple.news/AumC-ty13Tz6krfPSwvpt-g

https://apple.news/Ah4z8hUkdRYi3JexgB691_A

Bad day for the bank...

https://apple.news/Amo1yEUChSXORgIW-wnt7ew

Rico says more books to read...

https://apple.news/AOl3GnAk4QzSHU5Rc5c1FTw

More snappy technology...

https://apple.news/A9addXXCdSmmDjz4Hx3n0hg

Try not to shoot yourself in the face...

https://apple.news/Apx7sJjH-TdC5umx1PniflQ

Rico will stick with Apple, thanks...

https://apple.news/A0ApS-07PSHaj1oDdP3mYCA

Trump lying? How unusual...

https://apple.news/Av0Uje8SKRa-ISGAhqhnlgg

Lying? What a surprise...

https://apple.news/A84qwD4UNRXuRmjaQT571Ag

Gonna be hard on the Eskimos...

https://apple.news/Az9PutR_oTguZCB2X-WAPqQ

Unfortunate results...

https://apple.news/ArmBBw64eTwOjNkKq3vZ4TA

Rico says Colbert is funny, but Trump's an idiot...

https://apple.news/A_MKK6v9FQkOo1nWKQLb5MQ

Rico says you gotta die from something...

https://apple.news/A_1fHkUnfQgea5XC3V6tFHA

Of course, Trump doesn't pay for his medical needs...

https://apple.news/ArHUTxVbnQjOOyo569ZAyIg

Sounds like global warming to Rico...

https://apple.news/A8IUwlunGRT2sXuDDvzG9DA

Sad outcome for this situation...

https://apple.news/AKMxyVEQZQNGKW6q6ugCzJA

Typical slimy deals...

https://apple.news/AvFMVmQzGShGT2Sk-MFdkpw

Rico won't miss bugs (especially mosquitoe), but the planet will...

https://apple.news/ABxbK6O9HSSGe1tNQCDd9FQ

Even for the Brits, that's stupid.

https://apple.news/A3kN_uhPuTXqZCRYR9N8-sA

A rebuke of Trump is always a good thing.

https://apple.news/ADx0vzR8GSvKjFbMIhzV2mA

Somebody's gotta smack the Russians...

https://apple.news/Aed5i0GVmTiqt_cHZX-TL8Q

An armed black man needs to be careful...

https://apple.news/AQ8KX16hNSf2qVKS_xS0fTA

You just gotta be willing to sell cocaine...

https://apple.news/AQ8KX16hNSf2qVKS_xS0fTA

https://apple.news/AcdEXEPgvR9ecN-tHkZN9xg

More weirdness...

https://apple.news/Ac-puqQ5ZTqySAeo8vK6Nxg

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AjpUeYos6TTi_tgdHfgCgaA

Smart...

https://apple.news/AeRIivGriQ6y2qWHLkjFwGA

More Russians...

https://apple.news/A3gdiEKBiR26r2nxn4Ak7Jw

Bummer for the oil producers...

https://apple.news/AWo4H108jQMKi40Pw8WFE1Q

Red peril, indeed...

https://apple.news/Ahor3bkTdRECXqMlj6HgM8Q

Politics is ugly...

https://apple.news/A1SsvKirCSZqturwxTWgJSw

Over-programmed...

https://apple.news/AMHg2e2PoSTqKXbWHhunPTg

Rico says that was dumb...

https://apple.news/ANqSS7_Z9Qu2tuU82LtDhzw

But it's still a crappy OS...

https://apple.news/AiSv39UzJRjGfrK6dc_PSXg

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AmPic2nYGQuC4WbIM980KbA

More idiots...

https://apple.news/AVbrIQiOhR5uEgVDYtamxhQ

Made it...

https://apple.news/A3m3YpfsqRYqC6UFKR2LCNg

Killing babies will be expensive.

https://apple.news/Aotkb7zxBQk2wszz6Lr5Fsg

Mother Nature being weird again...

https://apple.news/A-UNgG4uqRbmCzHSc0ELE0Q

Now it's gonna get interesting.

https://apple.news/AYyvcU1O5TQ-niEl3UHtuag

Let's hope it makes it.

https://apple.news/A8Zq-EJZOTyCljVk5FfBNHQ

Let's hope it lands safely.

Joe Morton http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608012/

Rico says a great actor...

https://apple.news/AmMHzS7qtQXKbGt27h7tadA

If you don't provide adequate toilet facilities in the fields, you shouldn't be surprised if you have shitty lettuce...

https://apple.news/ADW2cX74hSEOrzwsbqcYd-A

The universe continues to amaze...

https://apple.news/AEjCAyEk2SdaR-lAjRa4VoA

But anonymous websites are always suspect...

https://apple.news/AEjCAyEk2SdaR-lAjRa4VoA

Rico says more legal carry is a good thing.

https://apple.news/A-DuAkmsuT1S-tD3PFhms_Q

Rico hopes Trump can keep them out...

https://apple.news/ABF3e50kNQjq7x9VKQBwtow

That's a hot market...

https://apple.news/A_PwNWqTkT92bbp_cRbQ-Ug

Let's hope it works...

https://apple.news/AZA0EEkugSQmxB3RNbIKfaQ

Good plan...

https://apple.news/AHl4zdnwpQaO5j71yFzEqMw

Trump won't believe it until the White House is awash.

https://apple.news/ACAJRU-LQSoyfKyweUQ4EYg

New Americans, learning to eat Thanksgiving dinner...

Synanon memory.

https://apple.news/A9EufCsRhQaqISsQ1U_qS8Q

Rico isn't partial to Romaine anyway...

https://apple.news/A8y3rJNMLRxW_Mvr8GzkdpQ

The internet can be ugly...

https://apple.news/AjmvsGYa9RwmLZ7aS271bWw

Trump being his usual asshole self...

https://apple.news/A1FrAnKouRsSulFtxy8wmuw

Rico says shoot first...

https://apple.news/AyS_D-7q6SXua1i9h2YgFug

Bummer.

https://apple.news/AK-_5gYDTROaLITW1IG25Kg

He's obviously making money off the Saudis...

https://apple.news/AS53JV1qOQu-rCqwKjisAFg

It's not like he needs the money...

https://apple.news/AS5gMJ2J4S7KNnMZvNUciRw

Maybe Texas will execute him...

https://apple.news/AK-_5gYDTROaLITW1IG25Kg

Trump won't give up...

https://apple.news/ADCpiEmHAR-a6ohJe35Aa1g

She may be Speaker for a long time yet...

https://apple.news/AMgj0hdAbQJ60ornHCGtJkw

As ever, televised executions for hackers...

https://apple.news/AnuNdwFujSK-fPqAxZB5vOg

Trump's good at blaming others...

https://apple.news/A_knIZ1vQTMSAC2RS6A3tIA

Pathetic excuses.

https://apple.news/AdaODB3PYRI2M8oD7mwu1jA

No more unbelievable than his usual statements...

https://apple.news/AEKKOYEiQT26Ex3bP1DTYEg

Rico says hopefully Liz won't last forever...

https://apple.news/AXlv3AeTWSmKXuHj2YnaafQ

Ah, politics...

https://apple.news/AXlv3AeTWSmKXuHj2YnaafQ

Rico says we unfortunately are enmeshed with the Chinese...

A winter fucking fairyland out there...

https://apple.news/A2CXXEebeSWO3jUKTrZjenQ

More amazing history.

https://apple.news/A9Zbl5VRdRa6o0-j-OcljhA

Too bad we can't eat the Chinese...

https://apple.news/AjTxMVbWfRwWwYMzsY8zU5Q

Another place Rico on't be visiting...

https://apple.news/AQVBtp9sfQV-2RoyXPqXT-g

Nasty...

https://apple.news/AOA9WV4VsTheHPW-YwK4uFw

No one actually likes the metric system...

https://apple.news/AVKhEsiotSIm9Wq059wQaHw

The gummint figured out how to get more money...

https://apple.news/A7Wq8NTzSRnSOfuToSyS7-w

Paradise may need a new name...

https://apple.news/Arpn4BxDlT5KepIeGTFU4bg

Musk being creative again...

https://apple.news/AxgjpVaLWRW2Tuzf_8mudKw

Rico never did Facebook.

https://apple.news/A6TqqsAnNSQG4xd2OVkdq0w

More lies...

https://apple.news/AU-NjuHCKQVW-I58lPUyVHA

Another idiot politician...

https://apple.news/A6NgaZ2UXTySO-pa6MKWuXA

Bad news for them...

https://apple.news/AV6gzRCOwQt2cXimWZ-goKw

Rico wonders why you'd want your vibrator to be connected to the Internet anyway...

Check out this image from IMDb http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3586787840/tt0073906

One of Rico's favorite movies.

The Wind and the Lion (1975) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073906/

Much better than Murphy Brown...

https://apple.news/Awy4CVIyiSayrBmaYwiEBMA

Rico says it sounds reasonable to him...

https://apple.news/AeFcG_McmTTWurIDSmM0VOg

Why would anyone wait?

https://apple.news/AZOSJSX3YSJyXcnq8eiZJVg

How come everyone but him gets it?

https://apple.news/A19GtPHLcTTeZsop5MJrJRw

Nobody said it was going to be easy...

https://apple.news/AcQgHfoLnS9yfGJFI_Xoakw

Trump wishes The Muller thing would go away, but it's not...

https://apple.news/AE6uCMg93SbK_99auxL4GQg

Rico says why anyone wants to be a politician is beyond him...

https://apple.news/AEKQky0EkRyancmIQhWy0uA

Rico wants one, when he can afford one.

https://apple.news/A8PGNfCgdQ1-_Q673K_wBqg

Rico says they probably can't fire Muller.

https://apple.news/A4-GGgCv8TQ-ejmAdVU2f8w

Rico is still pissed they closed his local Macy's in Ardmore.

https://apple.news/AHDN5WVirTpiAlTaq4LSU-g

Trump is clueless as ever...

https://apple.news/ACPZkdK3qSsWSryc-vN1ZeQ

Rico hasn't checked a bag in years...

https://apple.news/AdgbtE_vGQ1GYfFKbmAuJ4g

Rico says the rich always do better...

https://apple.news/AeWnx55zzQH-DE8KQN7WkQQ

Rico won't be moving there...

https://apple.news/Au9vbZBVERVKq2sFRVKiSxA

Rico says it's a hard thing to date the daughter of the President...

https://apple.news/AxZeOU2-fSC6_5zm9fJs44Q

Rico says that's a good thing...

https://apple.news/A1a_DBWVgQiySkypd6qGyvg

Actually, they were learning German twice...

Trump's demands are simply detached from reality...

Rico couldn't agree more.

https://apple.news/AhoPiWUemQR-ZJqeqLW9B_Q

Fake news? Trump's good at that...

https://apple.news/A_9yTt66JSkGW8hFIY1nVVg

Rico says they'll take the money...

https://apple.news/AgB3mCIkzQ7-erRta3mflGQ

Rico says they'll take the money anyway...

https://apple.news/AId2qo3HeT0mmHHtOUsFRMw

More stupid furrniers...

https://apple.news/ANyQ_XnovQtCB6K_X1L1Lyg

More wierd fish...

https://apple.news/AKAI0zMvTSPqzCwEmUKbaFw

Rico says MiL can be difficult, and he has two...

https://apple.news/A_qsx6itvSqiQTUZ7Ig86cw

Rico says that's a lot of sugar, even for a sugar junkie like him...

https://apple.news/AIOdC6KRlSwaVLJatUQGsiA

Trump won't go as easy...

https://apple.news/AnPt7Y2M-TWW-Ya4qbwTYfg

Oops.

https://apple.news/AVaf9E-FXSWOFznzWQ8gFJg

At least that's finally resolved.

https://apple.news/A7eTaRgraTVyt7WfGHzIAkg

Rico says the South always moves a little slower...

https://apple.news/AFMtj0rKcQjKxqBEtYH1Kww

Anti-Semitism is defined as hating Jews more than absolutely necessary...

https://apple.news/AzSPvuhZNSsKm120LAII4-g

Bad news for the Republicans...

https://apple.news/Al6kTubGwTkegYIg7r4wugA

Paradise; no longer apt...

https://apple.news/A2f8nFrhEQ3G12gzgh7OJtw

Pity the poor bankers...

https://apple.news/AdxQZ8mKPQKSuiyNPs2evWQ

Rico's grandfather served; long dead now, of course...

https://apple.news/AgJHvkxzLQXCiXooCv3dY_g

Another job Rico is happy not to have...

https://apple.news/A-fgVbdD3Q_aGwtrKC8qDGQ

The Rheinheitsgebot would put them all out off business...

https://apple.news/AVyxCld5nTreBEQD57PUnEw

Poor Florida. So far ahead of things; so far behind in elections...

Great actor

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0608012/

While Rico appreciates the effort, he wonders what drugs the captioning people are on...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBciZFE8lAw

How soon we forget...

https://apple.news/Ab1EXu06PTd6dmX6xS67B6A

Rico says everyone likes a little weed...

https://apple.news/AjzL9AdDhSYaKn0WBAa7r8Q

Not SNL's finest...

https://apple.news/Azp0BzzunQFSZRPwrEuE-Hw

Rico recalls that was the war to end all wars... that didn't last long.

https://apple.news/AbL7ln2u8Sdij07IfXL7Sxg

Rico says gay people don't choose to be gay, just like religious nuts don't choose to be obsessed...

https://apple.news/AYAHPMSUTReir7O38c9iU-g

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AMJQAWODMQ-KVR16ZU3GmoA

Another racist pig...

https://apple.news/AaSUmW3oFRcG5ysCjjRlrpQ

All shot by a loser...

https://apple.news/AweL0Q2dATOm5sUCXUzI9mg

Big tobacco just changed tactics...

https://apple.news/AOYugpsOpRFKXw01uV6_F7Q

Poor California can't get a break...

https://apple.news/AFguX2ktCTZG0rNH-P3dyeQ

Too bad for Beto.

https://apple.news/AjscTbw7XR3yLiEumhL7d3g

Bad noises...

https://apple.news/Au96NOTWQQjC-mGTPJBC_Rw

California gets it again...

https://apple.news/ABDdrYRnTR2iCtPnyjLFVcA

A lot of work over a bucket...

https://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/03/us/politics/03elect.html?partner=applenews&ad-keywords=APPLEMOBILE&region=written_through&asset_id=100000006201996

The remainder of Trump's term will be troublesome...

https://apple.news/AXcY-KlT-TmqH7785p5U0Fg

Trump is in trouble...

https://apple.news/ANiqeaTO6ROuK4MgFfnC4ZQ

Because Silicon Valley loves distopia...

https://apple.news/AF2vRjHykT9WE6XdFuJgyMw

Another idiot...

https://apple.news/AQNmIIpKZTBmamcC56A685w

Rico says more ancient history goes on the rubbish pile...

https://apple.news/AAyBCveQrTAOU9l3GG4yiPw

That's a good solution to the poaching problem, but Rico still advocates shooting the poachers...

https://apple.news/AUoLgVMXjR7OsHUCbEWMW6w

More California wierdness...

https://apple.news/APQky75AtQ3Wxpe7y_Ie7fQ

Rico says in Texas they'd call him a lyin' sumbitch...

https://apple.news/AOG5rveYkR9mP44ByPq85kA

We gotta figure out how to fix the North Koreans...

https://apple.news/A4jNIIrpBRruff1Cij8GQlg

Musk will do amazing things...

https://apple.news/AUjLzwKpcS5u3OiADgekC1A

It's not like Apple needs the money...

https://apple.news/A2w35d0JGTRKgsw3urImgrg

Rico says he won't be buying one...

https://apple.news/A6zrF5ulZSTiGVae8y-rPTA

Rico says lying is something Trump knows about...

https://apple.news/AgWFx97w_TaSvSbf0UJtspw

Rico says he wishes these idiots would shoot themselves first and save everyone a lot of pain...

https://apple.news/A-xLnmQ4FT8-uj23FAUA8Jg

Rico says this bodes well for 2020...

https://apple.news/AH35_ZVJMSH68yQKL1nR-uw

Rico says you gotta shoot first in these situations...

https://apple.news/A0SsZsIQwSX6jR7rctG4__Q

Still better than those other phones...

https://apple.news/ApRIjFIO9QAeij6hjU-Lz3Q

Rico still wants one...

https://apple.news/AXxWSqS30QFCyjdG1IcyzTA

Smart guys at Google...

https://apple.news/AXcfwIhiCS76MAph7WIKBpA

Pervasive and legal; dope wins...

https://apple.news/A3BpepNuLTfCEXatSvs81JA

Rico never watched it...

https://apple.news/AZynMUc6rRDisLgxEJ3l6hg

Shocking, that the White House would mislead people...

https://apple.news/AJM5bEGfcQeyZ0hgKsTmW4Q

Rico says you can always tell a Marine, but you can't tell 'em much...

https://apple.news/AC4UpPXCkTM6k8q40dB7J_w

Rico says they have high expectations...

https://apple.news/AN6kqMNvlSiKTs9VLmf8-eg

Rico says it's not like Trump never touched anyone...

https://apple.news/APZG9m6b5TziAnW3EmTnFjA

As ever, don't bet against Musk...

https://apple.news/AH1UuVhf5RLOAuP_oXuOg5g

Rico says Trump doesn't believe in global warming, so this can't be happening...

https://apple.news/A2CnPVPkbQkicbkDv5lCgHQ

Like Trump never touched a woman...

https://apple.news/Aa_IUQ69BRpSAC3AhujF92Q

Let's hope he's not re-elected.

https://apple.news/AdGfEErDPRqa3rCAlm5p2RA

Another one gone...

https://apple.news/AxRvarsmYTo-HqcoDVlOI-Q

Rico says it's a new world...

https://apple.news/AxRvarsmYTo-HqcoDVlOI-Q

https://apple.news/AU3l0HlkPQf-h-98P1uS8Zg

Rico says it's gonna be a bumpy couple of years...

https://apple.news/A_8bqz1zfSgG577tSTSg7hw

Fines are one thing, but televised devastation would work, too...

https://apple.news/A4WCE1s5WTySVIYVt5K7LtQ

More news to follow.

https://apple.news/AZkonYpGkT3uxOQ8TOpcayA

Rico says that didn't work very well...

https://apple.news/AU-XFS7jmR-yAg48ua9C0-g

Rico won't miss any of them...

https://apple.news/ALHkGAcQIT66oHJSLM51cfA

Rico says it's time for another Revolution...

https://apple.news/A3kn0W2P1S7-UJE4JKUS0gQ

"Trump is a liar and a fraud who is cheapening the office he holds and threatening the fabric of the nation's democracy."

Rico says his view exactly...

https://apple.news/Akh7r05pDQDmOBSxS_PiLPw

Rico says he doesn't understand this...

https://apple.news/AOx8Ea1X1QlirTkArHevV3w

The usual gummint stupidity...

https://apple.news/AS_FcoRugTyexMENr14i0Kg

Rico doesn't play this crap...

https://apple.news/AdGkJfgVbQf-gLqEdhGzS5g

Rico says they've been wrong before...

https://apple.news/AyE_04QrXRiS-g30vrIAN-Q

Perfect place for him, assuming Satan would take him...

https://apple.news/AuWVFyX8AQFKV4IUcP2ocOQ

Rico says NASA had its problems, too...

https://apple.news/A733awQ55Sy6MPZX1Qe5-6Q

Trump gets another four years, at least...

Watching "The Hunt for Red October" None of the Russians ever read the Surgeon General's report, obviously; they all smoke.

https://apple.news/AJVdbMkVXTGugQxodOHwlKQ

Rico says no surprise there...

Rico says he wishes Uber had been running back when he was driving taxis in California.

https://apple.news/ApS_XUBXQTaSoH99aKAVNxw

Oprah on the March.

https://apple.news/AhuimZxTxQAWmeoJI96CwoA

Trump loses again.

https://apple.news/Au8RVQ2ijSCi_mSifYzaf-w

Too soon to vote against him.

https://apple.news/A9xVK5YbTSam2I0OsK-hgvQ

Idiot...

https://apple.news/A0ZXV6SJERW-K1d8ILj63DQ

Couldn't have happened to nicer guy...

https://apple.news/AGNAJPYAfTr-wQhebsMu3-g

"However, a departure is in the best interest of the company ."

Rico says he'd heard this himself...

Rico still wonders why JFK, who everybody (except Oswald) loved, and we can't find anybody to take a shot at Trump...

The top tier of Mr. Trump's campaign was deeply skeptical of Mr. Stone, who has made a career of merging fact and fiction and seems to prize attention over credibility.

Rico says that's not a good credential...

https://apple.news/AQHkm8c4WQuqDjaccKugvfQ

Rico says, being a meat eater, he's staying smarter...

https://apple.news/A_D7HMzbmRgOKnw0c9n1cvw

He's gonna get the death penalty...

https://apple.news/AmHptYqvERlKB0rb-wnwsSg

Playing hardball with the Chinese.

https://apple.news/AwfjDFauBRACAZtoUZ_whkg

He's doomed...

https://apple.news/A3xHIjzqjTs-jf8zh2r8AEw

Rico says, if you're stupid enough to steal a cop car, stop running when they catch you...

https://apple.news/AWp1TEygtQESGfRx0_cq7yg

Dangerous to whom?